Workaholics – Racing Go-Karts Through a Golf Course
Workaholics – Racing Go-Karts Through a Golf Course


– FREEZE, MOTHER[bleep]! THIS IS A REAL GUN!
IT’S A REAL GUN! IT’S A REAL GUN!
GET UP! GET UP, GET UP! IT’S NOT A REAL GUN.
IT WAS A HAND. IT WAS A HAND, OBVIOUSLY,
IDIOT. – OH, WIPE OUT, WIPE OUT,
WIPE OUT. YOU GOTTA GET OUT!
[woman shrilling] YEAH, LET’S GO, LET’S GO. – WHOA!
YOUR BRAKES DON’T WORK! WHOA, WHOA!
DUDE, CHILL. I NEED TO CHECK THE BRAKES
REALLY QUICK. PSYCH! I’M STEALING IT. [laughs] WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. – WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING? – WE’RE APPRECIATING OURSELVES,
DICKHEAD! WHOOOOO! – GET BACK HERE, SCUMBAGS! – HA, HA, HA!
OUTTA MY WAY, KOOPA TROOPA. YOSHI COMING THROUGH! – YOU’RE NOT YOSHI, DUDE. IN FACT,
YOU’RE PRINCESS PEACH. I’M BOWSER.
DERS IS THAT BITCH LUIGI. [horn blares]
– OH! OH, WHATEVER, DUDE.
LUIGI’S COOL! BUT LET’S FACE THE FACTS,
DEMAMP. YOU’RE TOADSTOOL ALL DAY. – NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! IF I’M NOT BOWSER, I’M
DEFINITELY FREAKIN’ WARIO! I’M NO BITCH-ASS TOAD.
– I’M NOT EVEN IN THE SAME GAME
AS YOU BITCHES! I’M INDIDDY KONG RACING,
BABY! – WAIT A SECOND,
IF WE’RE CHANGING GAMES, I’M PIERCE BROSNAN
IN007.[energetic rock music]
HEADS UP. – OKAY, FINE, I CAN LIVE
WITH ALL THAT, AS LONG AS I’M WARIO. – CAN YOU LIVE WITH THIS? – WHOA!
– THANK YOU. – [laughing]
YEAH! – HEY, BLAZER,
YOU BREAK MY ‘VO-KART, I BREAK YOUR GO-KART! – OH! THE CHAIR IS MINE, DERS! I NEED YOU TO BOTTLE YOUR RAGE
LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. – HEY! WHAT THE HELL? – COME ON.
COME ON! COME ON! OH.
IT’S THE “ON” SWITCH, IT’S– [motor putters] ♪ – YAGH!
– ARGH! WELL DONE, YOUNG SQUIRE. PERHAPS YOU’D LIKE ME
TO GET MEDIEVAL TIMES
ALL UP IN YOUR B-HOLE. – YOU WANNA JOUST? LET’S JOUST! – YOU’RE NOT GONNA STEAL
THIS CHAIR FROM ME JUST LIKE YOU’VE STOLEN
EVERYTHING ELSE. LIKE THAT DRUNK GIRL, HALEY,
WHO CAME OVER TO OUR HOUSE, AND I HAD HER!
– WHAT? – I–
– HANG ON A SECOND. – NO, NO, NO.
FORGET IT. AH, IT’S IN THE PAST. LET’S JOUST, THOUGH.
HA HA! – ALL RIGHT. [dramatic drumbeats]
– YEAH! – AAH!
– YAH! – YEAH!
– YAH! [both screaming] – OH…OH!
– OH-OH-OH! wham! [both groaning] – IT’S-A ME, WARIO! I’M-A GONNA WIN!
– NO!

63 thoughts on “Workaholics – Racing Go-Karts Through a Golf Course”

  1. Slob Rat says:

    ima gonna winnn lmfao

  2. William Perez says:

    Hahaha I love what Adam says at the end!

  3. chaos66 says:

    so many N64 references in one scene! haha that was awesome!

  4. Do Me Dan says:

    Nice

  5. Teddy Wolf says:

    i have the same go kart

  6. Lucas Russell says:

    Luigi is a total bitch

  7. ilovetheusers says:

    Amazing skill in making something intrinsically funny, unfunny. Just freaking terrible.

  8. em3sis says:

    I ain't no bitch ass toad

  9. -T S- says:

    DIDDY KONG RACING FUCK YEA

  10. Summer D says:

    It's me Wario, I'm gonna win!! LMAO

  11. Chris Tian says:

    twisted metal > all

  12. notunlikethewaves says:

    IT'S A MEA WARIO, I'MMA GONNA WINNNN!  LMAO

  13. Robert Sloan says:

    That was pretty awesome.

  14. Richie Rich says:

    Hope our karts worked out good for you guys! The video is super cool! Richie @ ScooterX

  15. lachelle rohde says:

    i watched this episode last night

  16. Craw Dadds says:

    I know where that golf course is! 

  17. shitcreekpolka says:

    Mario Kart was amazog

  18. Ac7d says:

    What was that song right at the start of the video, does anyone know?

  19. IittleEvil says:

    I shall buy one soon now… You guys happy lol

  20. funkdunkmonk says:

    I swear every workaholic always has some asshole complaining about the show in the comments

  21. Cody Mrowca says:

    Adam lmao! Its a me wario, imma gonna win! Too funny bro!

  22. me mee says:

    I wana see the scene on this episode… At the Beginning where theyre Talking about God. He says Hes going to Join Every religion before he dies just incase buddha or Tom Cruise was the true religion… Lol Haha i love that scene

  23. Alex R says:

    it seems to me that they really did the crash scene at the end. 

  24. Zach Haywood says:

    "Its'a me Awario, I'mma gonna win!"

  25. Tyler Lee says:

    Its a Me Wario Im gonna Win LOL

  26. fryjef says:

    Name song ?

  27. Napesy says:

    i can't breathe. I'm geeking out right now hahahaha

  28. Trey Henry says:

    am i the only one who fucking lost it when adam says "IM BOWSER, DERS IS THAT BITCH, LUIGI"

  29. John Last says:

    It's a me wario I'm a gonna win!!!!! Lmfao I can relate to this show on so many levels loved Mario kart as a kid and still do

  30. Jordan Wendzina says:

    Ders is that bitch Luigi 

  31. 808 fish man says:

    diddy kkong racing…memories 

  32. andrew dreyer says:

    The mere fact that these guys harkened to the golden age of nintendo mixed with the copious amounts of liquor in my system! Fucking fantastic. 

  33. Awolfx says:

    IF I'M NOT BOWSER I'M DEFINITELY FREAKIN' WARIO I'M NO BITCH ASS TOAD!!!

  34. Specialized Dutch says:

    1:27 and on is the best fucking scene hahahaha

  35. Kevin Serpas says:

    hahahahaha i died when adamn came out and said its a me wario ima gonna win lol

  36. Madison Glorioso says:

    no been tring to find everywhere though

  37. Derblauegeist says:

    Golden Triange -=- "Cinco de Mayo"

  38. Jed Wiley says:

    The Stunt Guys at the end were Butt-Hurt in the making of this episode – 'YEAH don't mess with my squad Bill !!'

  39. Adam Lacy says:

    MORE ADAM!!! Not merely because it's my own name, but because… It's my name. They're ALL hilarious.

  40. Aaron Tate says:

    This is at the Van Nuys Golf Course. I was there with my class when they were doing some filming. They had to shut down the driving range cause of this.

  41. merle dixon says:

    it's not a real gun dude it's a hand LOL classic Adam DeVine

  42. Yes Man says:

    "It's not a real gun it's a hand it's a hand obviously, idiot" lol Adam

  43. Logan Smith says:

    Damn they actually hit each other really hard

  44. That Guy says:

    They both bitched out and still hit each other lmao

  45. FOREVER Defcon5 says:

    Damn wtf are the stunt double ok????

  46. Cole Sear says:

    2:20 OUCH!!!

  47. Christian says:

    2:20 hahahaha, & ouuuuch

  48. TrapSkateLive says:

    Ders and Blake forgot there are no rails on Rainbow Road. #WarioForTheWin

  49. seededsoul says:

    That’s so funny, they both wimped out last minute and they knocked each other out anyway!..

  50. seededsoul says:

    Blake is so nice, he forgave Anders about stealing the drunk chick, instead enjoying a joust with his dear friend.

  51. Codiak Johnson says:

    DK was the best pick.

  52. judged by time says:

    Where do I buy those and how much do they cost?

  53. Czar Yobero says:

    "it's not a real gun, dude. it's a hand."

  54. squeebus101 says:

    the level of stupidity from start to finish is astounding

  55. JeaIous says:

    Watch 2:20 at .5 speed

  56. The0ptimus says:

    I appreciate the Diddy Kong Racing reference! Hellz Yeah!

  57. Travis Trestler says:

    That looked like it hurt

  58. Ben Rogers says:

    This should have been a blink 182 video

  59. Will says:

    "I ain't no bitch-ass Toad"

  60. Dylan Pope says:

    It's a me warrrio imma gonna win lmao

  61. DZNUTZ 2003 says:

    Go carts cool

  62. Scarlet Hammer Time says:

    If you don’t like this show then fuck you okay, cause like only cool people like this show….

  63. Maria Elizabeth McCray says:

    “I need to check the breaks real quick sIKE I’m stealing it!”

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