Hey you! when do you throw the ball? From 13 years I am waiting here Don’t you know how to throw the ball? Once give the ball just slipped Take the ball Catch it like this and throw! the face will become Chutney papad Then it’s good for you and even me Build-up more, play less… Oh no!! You played better than Kohli, now give the bat!! No problem…by the way, all the best Why do you throw wide always? Don’t you know how to play? Hey, throw it fast…I should go to America, Moon, Mars and Sun tomorrow My mother is calling me Tapel… Kiri kiri.. Throw it fast or else…. Do you even know how to play? Who taught you? You are eliminated for the next 3 games. What should I do now? This guy… Can you say the rules of cricket… I don’t know how to play Coming, coming It’s pretty easy. the first rule is… Catch the bat like this. If the ball touches the bat and it bounces… Direct out! If the ball touches the bat and it bounces… Direct out! Oh… it bounces and I out Ya out. very complex rule Ya! then what are you thinking? So, the next rule is… When the ball approaches you, What will you do? Just hit it. Hey! what are you talking? This is not gully cricket when the ball approaches, you should just touch the ball and throw the bat down And should start running (Same… explaining again) Ah…… Hey, don’t let any other enter your brain. just listen to what I say How to hit 4,6 When you hit the ball it should not fall into our hand When you hit the ball it should not fall into our hand Then it will be so complicated to hit 4 and 6 That is why you should not let it fall in our hands (Inner feelings)What did I ask and what is he saying? ok?…… All the best And how to catch the bat Nothing is there in that. it’s very easy. If you hit the flat side, due to the inertia of chemically jilebied biology, it won’t hit 4 and 6 Instead, it hits 7 and 8 which is not useful for us now Instead, it hits 7 and 8 which is not useful for us now 7 and 8 are not at all useful…OK? So, what to do is… If you hit with the sharp side, as it is sharp, your brain will also become sharp If you hit with the sharp side, as it is sharp, your brain will also become sharp and pressure increases oh…Pressure increases Ya! Pressure=area x jilebi no, it’s pressure=force/area Hey!! don’t know how to play also and talking. what I said is correct. Hey!! don’t know how to play also and talking. what I said is correct. OK, and don’t forget that palak and jilebi are relative motion Yeah!!! Hello, pudding! why are you screaming? I hit 6 right…Is that called 6 in your village? Then You should learn many things!! It’s not called six…What did I say you? If ball touches the ground…..Ya if ball touches the ground, You out! You are out! Ok I will give you another chance At least play well now This guy… Hey! come fast Wait… Let me do warm up 1…2…3…4…1…2 Now its done Throw it! Wait….! I think I should go to wash room Oh no! I came back Hey my fans are here only! Hey you, hi! now throw the ball. you are doing time waste not me! All 4’s and 6’s flying oh flying Wait!! Now I can’t give autograph we will see afterwards Ok, let me talk to you for some time Ok, let me talk to you for some time See jilebi… @#$*^$*)*&%#@#%^%*%# @#$*^$*)*&%#@#%^%*%# @#$*^$*)*&%#@#%^%*%# @#$*^$*)*&%#@#%^%*%# Ha..ha @#$*^$*)*&%#@#%^%*%#….That’s it What is this re?