Star Wars The Force Awakens Trailer Spoof – TOON SANDWICH


The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. OW! – R2!
– [BEEPS] My sister has it. My second cousin Jefferson Vincenzo Skywalker has it. H-hoy, I’ve got the ol’ Force there!
No doubt about that, aye! You have that power too. But sir! I am just a protocol droid! You’re also my half-brother. – Don’t ask.
– Oh dear! Yeeeehaaaaa! Kylo slash! TIE fighters be crazy! Force palm! – Pssst.
– Erm? [GASP] [YELP] I can’t see a thing with this helmet! No wonder we can’t aim! Thug lyfe. Come with me if you want to live. Hi, I’m visionary director JJ Abrams. I wanted to make a Star Wars film
that stayed true to the look of the original trilogy– Oh, quick zoom! I love quick zoom! Ah, that is so in right now. It always make me feel like I’m watching
sports coverage of a golf tournament. And who doesn’t want that aesthetic
in an action scene? Dodgy camerawork rocks! Chewy. We’re home. [CHEWY GROWLS] Hey, hey! I gotta get outta here! – I gotta destroy the second Death Star!
– No, no! Wedge! Wedge! You already destroyed the second Death Star. There are no more Death Stars. Now be a good boy and finish your blue custard. I was at the battle of Yavin, and the battle of Hoth, and the battle of Endor,
and I walked away every time! Or flew away. I was the Empire’s “Antilles Heel”. Wedge Antilles, that is. And in those days there weren’t no quick zooms. There weren’t no zooms at all! You don’t zoom in a movie! Less’n you’re looking through a
pair of binoculars or something! Ah, these young, four-eyed
whipper-snappers these days. If I was thirty years younger, I’d give ’em what for!

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