“Sports In America” – Trevor Noah – (African American) LONGER RE-RELEASE
“Sports In America” – Trevor Noah – (African American) LONGER RE-RELEASE


You guys love your sports out here I’ve never seen
more focus put on sports anywhere else in the world Americans love there sports back to front you analyze them
you worship them you watch the game before the game
you watch the game after the game you talk about what might happen in the game
you talk about what’s happening in the game and then you talk about what happened in the game and what could have and what might
have but didn’t happen in the game it’s just the craziest thing i’ve seen in my life it’s all about statistics
have you seen sports in America? its non-stop guys come out there there’s no time for smiles or anything
just come up and ladies and gentlemen welcome to it
it’s the 2012 Miami Heat up against OKC this is the greatest final
we’ve been waiting for in the NBA finals LeBron James leading his team
out here averaging 30 points doubled every single game
10 points per game Just this season alone it’s all
this man is just something else 90 percent from the free throw line he just got in his consistent his gotten better his team coming in with more Chris Bosh coming in with more assist
really doing well in the last game just like whaaa!
whaaa! numbers, numbers, numbers
stats, stats, stats you guys know everything
every stat well I mean his got four out of five
and if you look at that statistic alone it looks like he should be getting four and it’s just crazy
you know everything and then you switch over to your
business channels and your economy and you’re like what’s happening
in the economy this year Bob? well nobody knows
I mean Nobody knows Yea Ha Ha Ha Ha Uh we thought the housing market was coming up
but it wasn’t Ha Ha Ha Ha but hey I mean
that’s the economy you never know right? you never know
What about stocks? Well stocks I guess they’re up and down I don’t really know they’re up and down
They can go anywhere Those are stocks
We don’t know but the sports you know you need to flip that around
get the statistics in the economy just relax on your sports
Have fun like the sports I watch are relaxed
like soccer I am a huge fan of soccer Yea Oh
there’s some fans here I love soccer
It’s chilled you hear it in the commentators
when the game is being played there’s no statistics at all the game starts off
the whistle blows (Whistle) and welcome ladies and gentlemen to this majestic match it’s Spain playing against Germany Oh and what a wonderful day it is look at the crowd really excited oh and the atmosphere is amazing
what wonderful weather Oh yea John you can feel it
and the players look great it’s wonderful what do you thinks going
to happen today Martin Oh nobody knows I can’t even remember the last
time I saw a game this good Americans will remember
Americans will go back to the finest statistic the last time a black man scored using his left
hand jumping over a mixed-race half Indian was in 1967 when the… Okay like what? this is madness It’s all about action in
the sports as well, you know as much action as possible,
it’s all about action in America it’s so action focused you will
take the ball from the other team if they do not give you enough action.
I have never seen that in my life that’s a horrible way to bring people
up. You just go to the other team and go “Hey you guys, you take the ball and you’ve got 24 seconds
to get the ball in that net 24 seconds! and if you don’t do it
we give the ball to the other team you hear me? We are going to
give the ball to thew other team yeah we know there’s a lot of black
guys but you try and get past them that’s up to you.
Go! 24 seconds later
(Horn blowing) You guys, you try.
You try. all about the action, you know because America’s different it’s different from the rest of the world and you don’t really know how
different America is though until you get here,
that’s the one thing I will say you think you know but then when you land in
America in your airports that’s when you know this place is this place is different because American airports, unlike
airports everywhere in the world which has a certain level of joy and just all round happiness American airports they are like like concentration camps , you know? it’s just people walking
barefoot in single file No, it’s no joke there’s even signs that say: “No jokes” and you are like, really? it’s just insane,
and you walk through those airports and you have to do things in American airports
you don’t do anywhere else in the world like you have to take your shoes
off, shoes come off and you don’t know this as a
foreigner, but they don’t care they are just like, “You,
take your shoes off!” I am like, my what? Your shoes, take them off!” Why? “For safety, Sir” I’m like, I am keeping them
on for your safety my friend You don’t do this anywhere,
I remember flying into Dubai one year and as we get into the airport this woman, an American woman
started taking of her shoes and those guys, you must understand when you are in the middle east
as a woman you are already a sin and now to be taking your
clothes off in public these guys lost their
minds, they where just like “Hey, what are you doing?!
What are you doing! “you, what are you doing?” She’s like, “I’m taking my clothes off” they are like, “no,
no, what are you doing? She’s like I am taking…
but why are you taking your clothes off? she’s like, “So the machine works” He’s like, ” No, this is
machine, not your husband you don’t need to get naked!” “Put your clothes on and
walk through you whore!” they where just,
you don’t do it anywhere else. but when you come out here you
have to take off your shoes and you have take off your jacket
to walk through the metal detector and they are mean about it,
they will shout at you like “You, take it off, take it off!” but you don’t know what to take off you don’t take it off anywhere else,
so you don’t know what to take off He’s like, “You take it off!”
Take what off? “Take it off, Sir!”
Take what off? “Take it off now!”
What? “Your clothes, take off!”
Take off my clothes? now you are standing there with this man
shouting at you to take your clothes off you feel like a child in a Catholic
Church, it’s just horrible! just standing there I mean, I understand
the need for security but they don’t need to shout at
you, at least if they try to be nice maybe if they chanted
instead of shouting you know instead of, “Take it off!”
If they where like “Take it off, Take it off,
take it off” You would be like,
“Yeah, whoo, security!” “Safe and sexy!” they don’t it’s the harrowing
experience as you come in. and the worst is if you have
to go through passport control as Americans you don’t feel the
pain, but as a foreigner it’s a whole different game you Americans walk through
to the U.S citizens line and they welcome you back like you where on some secret mission “Welcome home Sir” You know? When you’re a foreigner you have to wait In a super long line You know, and then they tease you the line goes right to the front then it comes back Comes back And you finally get there and you have to wait for them you know and he’s standing there and the guy is like “Sir, sir, come on, come on sir, step forward, for- step forward sir! step forward! forward! Back! Back! behind the line sir, back! get back sir, get back,”. You know its the stress you’re standing there and know you have to answer questions horrible, like you don’t understand it’s the stress you know standing there and you you don’t want to get any of the questions wrong because just like school they will send you back so you stand there and you have to answer them into a microphone that’s placed strategically low almost so that you have to bow to the American as you answer every question of his and they ask you these questions questions you feel like you know the answers too but when you’re there I mean I just handed the man my passport to which he replied “Is this you?” never before have I felt so much pressure to look like myself I was like “I was younger then” it’s horrible and then he starts rattling them off “It’s your first time in the United States Of America sir?” uh, yes “Your first time sir, is that correct?” uh, yes “Sir, what is the duration of your visit out here?” I’m going to be here for six months “Six months sir, is that correct?” yes “Sir what is the purpose of your visit in the United States Of America?” I’m here for holiday “Holiday sir?” yes “Which one?” my one “Could you elaborate sir?” holiday! “Yeah what do you mean holiday sir?” you know like holiday, like woooowoooooo yeaaaahh holiday holiday “You mean vacation sir?” ah! battery, yes of course

100 thoughts on ““Sports In America” – Trevor Noah – (African American) LONGER RE-RELEASE”

  1. Trevor Noah says:

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  2. Mr Cred says:

    I've never been to America but Trevor does give me an idea

  3. David Lwimba says:

    Nice one I love your shows πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

  4. Agnes Kim says:

    I was asked by an insistent TSA agent once to take off my top. It kind of looked like a blazer, but was buttoned all the way up and underneath it, was underwear. I did state so, but he wouldn't hear it. I calmly started to unbutton until he told me to button back up. You can't argue with these guys.

  5. Agnes Kim says:

    My first time through immigration in the US, I was 16 and coming in as an exchange student. I barely understood what the immigration agent was asking, but managed to express that I was in the US to learn English. That did not phase him, he continued with a barrage of questions in English that I could not understand, nor respond to.

  6. dclark142002 says:

    That moment when you are yelled at by TSA in O'Hare to not put your shoes in the tray…because 'ALL THE AIRPORTS FOLLOW THIS RULE'…

    And you've just come through Frankfurt, where EVERYTHING goes in the tray…

    …and before that from Cairo, where nothing goes in the tray…

    But you can't correct the TSA agent because you don't want to make yourself a target…

  7. PeffHus says:

    American airports, the windows vista of airports… are you sure? Are you absolutely sure?

  8. mr mohananj says:

    On a side note Trevor women are not sin in the Middle-East bro they are just different in western Countries on clothing's & Shout out to you bro my greetings to you

    from Kenya

  9. ferial dagher says:

    Women aren’t sins in the Middle East. We have rights, of course there’s prejudice, but it isn’t as bad as plenty other places. Stop perpetuating this, please.

  10. Barbara Debel says:

    AMERICA🌎

  11. daAnder71 says:

    Here in Germany, 90% of all sports reporting is football (AE "soccer") and it's exactly as TN describes American sports: "Blabla before the game, blabla during the game, blabla after the game" and hours of talkshows about "what, when, where, who, what if". And football season never ends. Because after the national leagues end there's all sorts of international games and tournaments plus qualification games for all kinds of international tournaments. So it's even worse.

  12. I am Groot says:

    He focuses on the negative, pays no attention to all the charity, etc,,,

  13. Blue eyed Eurasian says:

    Is it true that most Americans are ignorant and have no respect for foreigners? I mean I love US and got free scho to study there but I don't want to be a victim.

  14. OuSsama Jaa says:

    Not sure if the middle east considers women to be a SIN

  15. Mad9977 Productions says:

    "this is a machine, not your husband" πŸ˜‚

  16. Life’s Failure Knock Off says:

    Ohhhh the holiday part I didn’t get at first cuz well Americans use the word vacation

  17. D&T FL says:

    5:30
    This is machine, Not your husband!! Hahahaha

  18. Nuriya Adam says:

    You do it in Ethiopia tho

  19. Tifa Alexandra says:

    American airports are like a prison system. I hate coming home because of it. It's HORRIBLE. Japanese airports, are amazing

  20. Olivia Whitmore says:

    This is scary accurate. . .πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  21. Ashley Pillay says:

    You ever notice how Americans call a sport they play with their hands, FOOTball lmao

  22. Nwaigbo Michael says:

    That commentary sounds like FIFA. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  23. Abdulraheem Alhusami says:

    "When you are in the middle east as a woman, you are already a sin"
    This is a statement (actually a lie) that you cannot prove or at least include all the middle east countries. Second, you're talking about Dubai, if you talked about another city I would be like ok maybe but Dubai bro we all know how many westerns live in there so make your jokes without lies.

  24. Amna Aslam says:

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  25. Patrick Waithaka says:

    Anybody else going on a Trevor Noah marathon??!!ohhh snap!!!

  26. mohamed ally says:

    8:15 punchline….. Never before i have felt so much pressure to look like my self.
    I was younger then 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  27. Shreya Gupta says:

    Same as cricket in India. People are so very obsessed over the stats, highlights, history, predictions etc etc it's maddening!!!!!! And when indian cricket team loses, people lose their minds, they even start throwing stones to the caption's house!!!! πŸ™„

  28. Fousia Farah says:

    Fuck you woman arent a sin in Africa or the middle sin you fucktard

  29. Albert davila says:

    This dude is simply funny to watch

  30. Ben Osaro says:

    He really got the John champion voice πŸ˜‚

  31. Mihai Penciu says:

    Live on www.tabor.shop

  32. O FenΓ³meno says:

    Unfortunately, many European commentators are starting do to it the American way only because it's how it's done in America

  33. FavJam says:

    The U.S is weird country

  34. EaST CoAsT MaCHete says:

    So true American sports throws around analytics but business channel never have a clueπŸ€£πŸ’―

  35. Star Man says:

    I went paying a ticket once while out riding my motorcycle. Man, the metal detector, not again while riding. I had to strip, not a fun experience. 😌

  36. Haalah Mouti says:

    I come from a big football (American football) family
    And this
    This is just hilarious

  37. anime bruh says:

    Every joke was mostly about america

  38. BJ Dragon8589 says:

    America doesn't realize how different it is from the rest of the world

  39. Alison Tunny says:

    You have to take your shoes off at Australian airports too!

  40. Kellie Chasity says:

    I love this 😍

  41. Giorgi Tsiklauri says:

    The shoe thing comes from ONE FAILED attempt by a terrorist to sneak a bomb in through a shoe.

  42. Igor J. Delgado says:

    He has never seen an Argentinian soccer match narrated by actual Argentinians…

  43. Brenda Ramirez says:

    Not gonna lie I was offended he said Soccer instead of football… the stupidest thing to flip over bit I did. I flipped!

  44. love myself says:

    Oh Trevor in Gogos voice

  45. Jayanth says:

    The American sports statistics things is true about Cricket in India too.

  46. Alfa Bravo says:

    who else is feeling hot because of trevor's leather jacket? damn, take it off man

  47. Hleketile Chauke says:

    You feel like a child in a Catholic Church πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  48. Ary S says:

    I dont like USa airports,…. they always gave me problems in security check and passport check….. at the end of the day…all the could say is random check. random check my a55

  49. Shiroman Deenanton says:

    BROOOO HOST FOR THE OSCARS OR ANY BIIIIG FUNCTIONS

  50. Đeath Vader says:

    Imagine that. Trevor Noah doing something with the word "African american" in the title

  51. I'm the nigga you love to hate says:

    You standing there and there is man shouting at you take it off. You feel like a child in a catholic church πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  52. Prayag Dhakal says:

    Man u r accurateπŸ˜‚ specially soccer

  53. Linus Caesar says:

    Really love the Arab jokeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  54. Scott Covert says:

    I've watched enough American TV to know that the solution to understanding the economy is to use sports analogy.

  55. Kui Kui says:

    in srilanka we take shoes off

  56. Anthony Lafleur says:

    Man I'd LOVE to go on Holiday with you β˜ΊπŸ˜€πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜‚πŸ€£ BEST Holiday ever 🀘

  57. Esther Muriuki says:

    Favorite

  58. Grumpy Survivor says:

    Me a Canadian: American's cant be that different
    Me after video: (Β°-Β°)

  59. madskilzfahalo3 says:

    The only people who watch sports that seriously are overweight mother fuckers living vicariously who are to lazy

  60. Donald Morris says:

    the commercial of old lady inbetween which is really terrifying

  61. Hari Hari says:

    The best social media is YouTube because we got very knowledgeable from YouTube thank you sir thank you so much

  62. Complaining Qoheleth says:

    6:10 Oh when will people stop with the clerical sex abuse jokes? How many decades are people going to keep banging on and on about it? It's all politically motivated at this point anyway. Any other organisation gets forgiven and people move on long before now.

  63. chantal says:

    When you're a woman in Middle East you're already a sin…🀣🀣🀣🀣

  64. Danetto says:

    actually, taking off shoes at airport is a common practice anywhere i go…

  65. Carlos Rafael says:

    The jokes about American airport and TSA is the best. You may think this is as small issue. But I have met many businessman especially from Asian and Middle East who agreed that the only reason they avoid to do any business, or setup an operational office and factory in US because of the airport. Even when they dealing with US company, they will arrange a meeting in Europe. Racial profiling is serious crisis in US airport.

    This is serious guys. American may losing trillion of new investment due to this baloney policies..

  66. Big SnΓ© says:

    Knock it out the park boy! Still enjoying this to 2020 and way beyond…

  67. Pedro Ramirez says:

    thats why i stop going to the United Stated for airport discomfort, abuse and excessive questioning. almost 10 years enduring that shit 2 and 3 times a year

  68. Monique Gordon says:

    🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  69. Stanton Dinger says:

    Yeah Soccer is the best example. Calling it relaxed….. yet the fans kill each other and that happens in multiple countries. Imagine that.

  70. ηŽ‹ζ˜±εš says:

    The switching to economy channel one was so funny

  71. Roland Phapha says:

    I watch comedy to learn the hidden truths about the world πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

  72. Sadia A says:

    I can’t get enough of his stand-ups. πŸ˜„
    Keep them coming, Treva.

  73. Pavel Danylyuk says:

    Trevor – greetings from Ukraine!

  74. Stjepan Duvnjak says:

    Noah is saving humanity from madness

  75. Wi ll says:

    NGL I hate southern Americans, actually I hate most Americans the only one that are kinda nice are from Nevada, or the north west πŸ˜‚

  76. Man Lil says:

    The stats are for the idiot tax people. Sorry, I mean gamblers .

  77. Reece d says:

    UK airports they laugh and joke at security… When I was at passport control in Miami the officer was so angry it was hilarious. He asked what do I do in England? I said I'm in university. (angry) do you enjoy it?… Er yes… (angry) πŸ˜‚

  78. Rollin says:

    Damn, I'm dead Xddd You're amazing! I'm not from the USA, but I was there this summer – 14 day vocation. I know those feelings…
    Like someone: "Where are you from??"
    Me: "Middle Europe….?"
    The same weird guy: "Where's middle Europe?!"
    Me, sweating: "Ehhhh… In Europe…? Maybe?"
    Still the same man: "And what are you doing here?"
    Me: I am on a vocation, sir."
    The the: "Why?"
    Me looking confused: "Wait what? What do you mean why???"

  79. VZ_ 342 says:

    Rugby! That’s the game I’d like to see on a weekly basis!

  80. Emiro Filosofo says:

    American football and nascar.. πŸ˜‚

  81. HGP Gaming says:

    either him or graham norton to host oscar

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  83. Anton B. Ingibjartsson says:

    I dunno if anybody's told you this, Trevor, but they have an excellent reason for making you take your shoes off.
    There was actually a guy who tried to blow a hole in the side of a plane using semtex hidden in his shoes.

  84. Mariane Brown says:

    In Davao City, we take our shoes off at the airport too.

  85. Alan Jr Walker says:

    American airports and Australian airports are the same🀣🀣🀣

  86. Alexander Romero says:

    In the MLS (the American soccer league) they brake down the game so much like it’s so annoying ur trying to watch the game and the commentators are breaking it down into the very last detail like I don’t need to know how many times the team touched the ball in the last 5 matches but in the English league they just calmly talk about the match and joking around

  87. MJ Maccabee says:

    Watching these old clips, I can see what Jon Stewart saw in him. I wish he could be this relaxed and happy hosting The Daily Show — which is why I prefer the behind-the-scenes stuff filmed while they show commercials.

  88. Nida Baig says:

    Good

  89. Squealers Life says:

    Thank the Bush administration for taking all of the joy out of going through the airport. And they managed to brainwash everyone who could make a difference in to believing the BS. It’s so stupid that you can’t go through security with a bottle of water, tube of toothpaste, or shoes.

  90. Raymund Labs ra says:

    Hope you can visit here in Philippines ,
    every day i watched 4-5 Videos β™₯οΈπŸ‡΅πŸ‡­

  91. Blue Sky says:

    Didn't get the last joke…' Agent: you mean vacation, sir? Trevor: yeah, battery'. Huh?

  92. Leen Alf says:

    Maybe I’m butthurt but as a middle eastern I don’t appreciate that joke about the middle east I find it very misleading

  93. Hikari0307 says:

    4:45
    First time I was in an american airport, the officer was screaming at me to take off my shoes…I was like β€œhuh what?”, guy was practically screaming β€œJust do it, its standard procedure anywhere in the world, have you never flew before!!!” And I was like huh no where in Europe, Australasia or Asia have I ever needed to take off my shoes at airports….

  94. Antonio Viega Naranjo says:

    es el mercado amigo!

  95. EngPMgt says:

    Holiday vs Vacation πŸ˜‚
    Thats happen to me as well when i visited the US for the first time

    But lucky you, you can get 6 months vacation πŸ˜… I cannot take more 45 days per year as per my company’s HR policy πŸ™ˆ so I divided these days around the years so i travel 4 times each of maximum 11-12 days

  96. Himanshu Sukhpal says:

    Yo Ark's Noah, throw a 2020 video online mate.

  97. Cube Tube says:

    Sounds crazy… It will take away the fun of the game. Game is all about strategy, planning and so on. They are as important as holding on to the nerve in crunch situations. If a player is substituted at the last moment, he is being deprived of the opportunity to become a hero… https://iplnewslatest.blogsPot.com/

  98. scxnic says:

    *football

  99. Kibbit says:

    Maybe, just maybe, soccer commentary is like that because most Americans have no idea about the sport? Like, here in Germany (same goes for England, France, Spain and Italy) we get bombarded with statistics like: "Ohhh Messi scored another free kick. It's his 10th this season, which puts him above any other team in the world combined, at a rate of 46%. This has been his 3rd consectuive goal…".

  100. khuang96 says:

    Battery? I know both holiday and vacation, but what did he mean by battery? πŸ˜…

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