SMG4: Mario Preschool
SMG4: Mario Preschool

Mario: [humming] SMG4: Mario, Is that a robot from War Robots? [Mario agrees] That tactical 6v6 mobile multiplayer action game? Mario:YEEEEEAAHH SMG4: Oh! Give me a try! OOF In this game War Robots, You can play with 19 million other players! Strategizing your way through the battlefields in your own robot. The graphics are still super sexy and they’re even more robots with great maps of game modes that you can play all the damn time! So come join us now to grab a huge starter pack containing. [:0] Holy crap that’s even more crap. (WAOW) Links are all in the description. Ok now go watch Mario be dumb. Bye. Bye *Intro* GLITCHYBOI! GLITCHYBOII! GLITCHY BOIIII!! GLITCHY BOIIIII!!! GLITCHY BOIIIIII!!!! GLITCHY BOIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! GLITCHY BOIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!! [The GLITCHY BOI is glitched] SMG4: OHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO! OOOOH This is bad! ;_; SMG4: YEAH! [IWANTMONEY Laugh] Mario: HUH WHAT?! SMG4: Shut yo Goddamn Mouth! SMG4: Shut yo &[email protected]&($^ Mouth! SMG4: Shut yo Beautiful Mouth! SMG4: Woohoo! Wooohooo! Yeah! Yeah![Wow, even subtitles are censored.] SMG4: Woohoo! Wooohooo! Yeah! Yeah![Wow, even subtitles are @^#(%!*%.] SMG4: Woohoo! Wooohooo! Yeah! Yeah![Wow, even subtitles are better.] [Well, SMG4 got sponsored, ran out of ideas, put unnecessary characters, and now this.] FFFFFFFerarri. [Well, SMG4 got sponsored, ran out of ideas, put unnecessary characters, and now this.] *$^@@&*#^#$. [Well, SMUG got sponsored, ran out of ideas, put unnecessary characters, and now this.] Insufferable. [Why…] [^#*…] [Yay…] Mario the smart brain: WAT? [Change the subtitle’s font into casual. You’ll love it.] Bob the Builder: All right, kiddies. who’s ready for a great story? [i Am :3] *Yeah sure, we got nothing better to do, besides sitting our A$$ on this [email protected] grASS and was forced to listen to you, BoB* 😀 *Yeah sure, we got nothing better to do, besides sitting our %#@ on this [email protected]!#%#&* grass and was @#!$#@ to listen to you, BoB* 😀 *Yeah sure, we got nothing better to do, besides sitting our behinds on this beautiful grass and was excited to listen to you, BoB* 😀 All right, uncle bob has a classic story for you today. (oh noe) All right, uncle bob has a classic story for you today. (oh #@%) All right, uncle bob has a classic story for you today. (oh yay) HOLY CRAP! HOLY %@&^! HOLY LOVE! I pReSeNt To YoU:
tHe BoOk Of bOb: ReMaStErEd – DeFiNiTiVe EdItIoN.[oh God] ThE cOmPlEtE aUtObIoGrApHy Of ThE sExIeSt MaN aLiVe. Baby Luigi: DaaaaaaaDaaaaaaa! GeT dAt $* OuT oF hErE. GeT dAt MEME OuT oF hErE. BoB: AlRiGhT sIt YoUr LiTtLE aSsEs DoWn AnD LiStEn Up! ThE sToRy Is StArTiNg! BoB: AlRiGhT sIt YoUr LiTtLE $([email protected]* DoWn AnD LiStEn Up! ThE sToRy Is StArTiNg! BoB: AlRiGhT sIt YoUr LiTtLE HEADS DoWn AnD LiStEn Up! ThE sToRy Is StArTiNg! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC WE HAVE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES YOU HEARD NOTHING KIDS. OOPS WE HAVE MORE TECHNOCAL DIFFICULTIES JHFR GTVRBT JN CFX W [bOb, I tOld YoU nO swEAr wOrDs] CaN yOu KiDs CoUnT hOw MaNy BiTcHeS bOb HaS hErE? CaN yOu KiDs CoUnT hOw MaNy @#!%^ bOb HaS hErE? CaN yOu KiDs CoUnT hOw MaNy LaDiEs BoB hAs HeRe? 1 sExY gUrL. 2 sExY gUrLs. 3 sExY gUrLs. Sorry kids, but bob has lost a pickle. We’ll be right back. b0b: ThEn BoB dEaFeAtEd ThE eViL sMg4 aNd BeCaMe ThE mAiN ChArAcTeR fOrEvEr AnD eVeR. ThE eNd. DoN’t WoRrY tHoUgH. ThErE’s 300 mOrE bOokS nExT. aNy QuEsTiOnS? …no. Family Friendly Fun [FFF] Luigi the good kid: Yahoo! [Some MYSTERIOUS Language] Go weegee! YAAAAYYYYYYYY! Luigi the good kid: Ohhh Yeah! Luigi the good kid: [Some MYSTERIOUS Language] Eggsellent! [get it?] Oh no he meant a star! A STAR! Right kids? eeeeehhhh? hmmmmmmmmmmmm……… WOOAHHHHH!!!!! [HORROR] S SA SAT SATA SATAN Luigi the good kid: Ohhh…. [crying] [SCREAM] Luigi the good kid: Hi! Yahoo! [Thats a Huge Man] [le close up] Luigi the good kid: Oh yeah! weegee time! Ha ha! [Happy Satan Wants To Help] Luigi the good kid: Oh Yeah! It’s Luigi time! 100% cheering track SMG4 + Family Friendly=World War III SMG4 + Family Friendly=^*% (!% *%# SMG4 + Family Friendly=Great Fun !!! [SMG4 hated Meggy’s fanbase so much to the point where he turned her into….. this] yeeeeeeeeeeaaaahhhhh Meggy The Mermaid: [Inkling language] Fishy the beautiful frog: Meggy Stop! O_O Wat? Meggy The Mermaid is falling down… falling down… falling down… Fishy the beautiful frog: Meggy, What are you doing? That’s very dangerous! THESE ARE BABIES! [Meggy The Mermaid talking some sense to Fishy the beautiful frog] But I am a child. … O_O wut Fishy the beautiful frog: And since I’m the child, I decide that we’re gonna do finger painting. YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY [Kids these days.] Baby Mario: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH ded *$& slept Fishy the beautiful frog: LA LA LA LA LA [Face of Enthusiasm] Fishy the beautiful frog: Meggy, do you like my finger painting? Do you like it? I shipped myself with Miku! [Every Youtube kids cartoons ever] Me: [HERE COMES DA POLEES] Brave Policeman: STAHP RIGHT HERE! It’s kids like you that make this world a terrible place. Fishy the beautiful frog: Oh no! Get Meggy! She writes fanfiction! You….Son of a BITCH! You….Son of a $%^&$ You….Son of a BEACH! Meggy The Mermaid: OH WAIT WAIT WAIT [PWNED] EH EH EH EH Fishy the beautiful frog: Don’t worry Miku! They’ll never break up our Meepkins! EEEEEEEGGGGGH????? [OH SHOT] AUUGHHHH????? Fishy the beautiful frog: Do you guys ship this? floop poolf smg4 is a wolf WATCH OUT KIDS Wait, the font is normal… BOWSER GRUNTS ARE BACK yaaaaaaaaaaaay [Crickets crying] Uh oh. Argh! GRUNTS [DON’T BELIEVE STRANGERS KIDS SERIOUSLY] yay.[They Mean Nooo] Bowser: OW! [Good, now kids will see something that begins with P and ends with ORN] IT’S POPCORN! King Koopa: YEEEAAAAAAAAAAH! MOAR GRUNTS [Umm.. Kids grow sooooo fast…. i guess..] [CRAZY LAUGHTER] Turtle: RAWWWWWWR! [Gentlemen, Start your engines! – Daytona USA] R.I.P Bowser YAAAAAAAAAY! [CAR CRASH] DONT DRIVE CARS IF YOU ARE UNDER 18+ KIDS slept Wait, How did Bowser get in the Van like that? F.I.L.L.E.R 0______0 Bowser: How you doing? Rest In Police I Don’t know what Taxes is, so i’m gonna listen real hard. I Don’t know what *$& is, so i’m gonna listen real hard. I Don’t know what Texas is, so i’m gonna listen real hard. Yoshi The Cute Dinosaur: [MYSTERIOUS LANGUAGE] YAAAAAAAAAAAY Another Brave Policeman: STAHP RIGHT THERE Yoshi The Cute Dinosaur: Oh NO Brave Policeman: Stop breaking the law, asshole! Brave Policeman: Stop breaking the law, @$$#@%&! Brave Policeman: Stop breaking the law, boi! Brave Policeman: Stop breaking the law, boi!
Yoshi The Cute Dinosaur: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! AAAAAHHHH! BULLSH*T! Baby toast: YEEHAW! O.K! [CRAZY LAUGHTER] “Come with me, and you’ll be, in a world of pure imagination” -Mr. Willy Wonka Spiderman: Okay, listen up, you little KIDS Spiderman: Okay, listen up, you little $#!%! Spiderman: Okay, listen up, you little heads! [Ta-Da!] yaaaaaaaaaaay Throwing stuff at babies: the movie the game Spiderman: [MYSTERIOUS LANGUAGE] ARE YOU READY, KIDS? wut Spiderman: HERE WE GOOOOOOO! Spiderman: [CRAZY LAUGHTER] Baby toast: Ohhh.. Waa!!! Yes Khalas!! Oh no! A monster! [There, Baby abuse] [Oh look. Zombie peppa pigs] Baby Mario: Would you like to play with me? Baby Luigi: VROOM VROOM DAT NO WAY passed away. [CLINK!] O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O Babies are falling down… My fair lady. Steve: That’s what I’m talking about! Let’s start with a little two-inch brush. And a touch of crimson. Let’s just get a little bit right into the bristles. LET’S LEARN ABOUT DINOSAURS! Hello! Mario the mom: Welcome to Mario Teaches CRAP! Mario the mom: Welcome to Mario Teaches $#!%! Mario the mom: Welcome to Mario Teaches Seats! [Clapping] [Fapping] Mario the mom: I have your chickens. Let’s-a play! OH S%@T Okay! Let’s try again! [MYST- i have no life] BOING! HOLY COW! [What, do you have a better joke?] Mario the mom: ha ha ha! ho! ho! [MY- I MEANT MUUUUUUU] yaaaaaaaay. Hm…. [MYS-no.] Baby Mario: *barking* Baby Peach: *meow* No, you dumb [email protected]$!& No, you Einstein! You big [email protected]#$! You big rock! PUSH. Nyaaaaaaaaaaa Good job Mario. You’re gonna get killed by PETA. Probably because you jump at mushrooms. [cow dies] [cow ^&!$]] [cow sleeps] Mario the mom: [Crying] The f*ck is that? [No… don’t tell me that..] oh no. [POLICE GUN SHOOTS POLICE CARS “NOT CLICKBAIT”] Good. Now I can finally delete the censorship virus. Po: Uh-Oh. Tubby custard! Tubby custard! T U B B Y C U S T A R D T U B B Y B # S T # R D *Multiple Filthy Franks meming onscreen* I don’t know what this is, but it’s kind of hot. Arin: AUUUUUUGH SMG4: AAGH! SHOT! SMG4: OH MY GOD! Shhhhh…. Shhhhh…. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Brave Policeman: You’re under arrest, Nimrod! Brave Policeman: You’re under arrest, Nimrod!
SMG4: OHHHHHHH NOO! Mario: [gibberish] Ha Ha! Fishy the ugly frog: I guess the police didn’t like my painting. LoL sUcKeRs! AlL oF yOu GuYs ArE iN jAiL. nOt Me ThOuGh. I’m A gOoD bOi WhO hAs NeVeR dOnE aNyThInG wRoNg (except for the murders……) AnYwAy… mIgHt As WeLl LiStEn To My NeW bOoK. AhEm… NODUDENODON’TDOITOHNO NODUDENODON’TDOITOHNO
once upon a time, the earth was blessed with- What will SMG4 do when he reaches 2 Million subscribers? find out by subscribing to his channel. Subtitled by: hamed alzarooni and others. And here the sponsors! [be sure to be one of them.] Censorship virus.exe is deleted. 🙂 I’m inside a floof. I’m inside a floof. I’m inside a floof. I’m inside a floof. I’m inside a floof.

100 thoughts on “SMG4: Mario Preschool”

  1. Cade Rager says:

    so how many sexy girls does bob have?

  2. Susan Say says:

    I download a war robot

  3. BB's Channel says:

    Poor mario LOL

  4. alexfgtrm227 says:


  5. Yngrid Romero says:

    Bob:might as well listen to the bob book

  6. Jerzeenana0000055555 Jerzeenana0000055555 says:

    Wow SMG4, how do u make these videos? I REALLY wanna know how to do this


    Name of song pls: 1:06

  8. Pablo Josue Marin Mora says:

    4:29 y no tienes idea de lo que te hacen a TIII HUHUHUHUH 😈😈😈

  9. alesha Monta says:


  10. nancy araujo says:

    Sorry I don’t need 400k I have 2million

  11. Luciana Cardoso says:


  12. Christian Jones says:

    When he said hey were did you get those animals at
    Me: he stole them?
    Mario: I stole them

  13. splattoon dimonds says:

    I played war robots

  14. Bananek Cacanek says:


  15. SUPER LUIGI HERO says:

    0.o tha reck?????? Luigi what you……


  16. The Top Hat Raccoon says:

    8:10 my favourite joke in this video

  17. TrollsandBFDIFanatic 2004 says:


  18. Kelly Wickens says:

    Who noticed baby Luigi,s left leg at 1:16

  19. Kelly Wickens says:


  20. Super Gamer ZX says:

    Hola niños vamos a enseñar como disecar a un puto fishy otaku al incriminar a una inkling chica tan inocente que estaba enseñando a pintar y se metió en lo que no debía >:)

  21. Lâm Hà Khánh says:


  22. A little bit of us says:

    Im hats a circle

  23. A little bit of us says:

    Whats a triangle

  24. Speedy the Assasin says:

    I could rather paint by meggys method

  25. NovaKin 505 says:

    approved by youtube

  26. Mr I eyes says:

    At 8:10 I can stop laughing and my soul is gone form that

  27. Michael Luis says:


  28. ianire picado a ra gon says:

    Ok xD

  29. magicrobloxgameing shags says:

    10:55 the end of presschool yay..

  30. D’Marco Rollins says:

    Meggy = 💗

  31. X policecar2323 X says:

    6:54 when you don’t pay ur taxes

  32. Conner TDM says:

    1:00 LOL

  33. Conner TDM says:

    11:00 when i listen to bobs book

  34. Daniela Cuellar says:

    Stupid mario preschool

  35. team friend904 says:

    Prisoners: meggy:cuz of boopkins. Bookins:awkward painting bowser: accident made police notice when free candy with kids yoshi: idk:/ mario: theif smg4 : teletubie made him in prison luigi : makin kids scared of devil

  36. CowBeef’s Channel says:

    Who likes Meggy as an octoling

  37. Yori Saito says:


  38. Yori Saito says:

    ~ded~ 'ded'

  39. Five 2019 says:

    i would show this to my sister but…. SHE DOESNT READ PLS DO A VOICE OVER (jk)

  40. E Ferreira says:


  41. Dc_kx says:


  42. Marcos Antônio says:

    Alguém br em 2019?

  43. Raphael Bessa says:


  44. James Slepak says:

    I laughed For 10 Minutes Straight At 8:10 to 8:16 LMAO 😂😂😂

  45. Dom Timmy says:

    SMG four I thought you said you weren’t Curse

  46. Starla Plays says:

    Well meggy you did almost destroy a building sooooooooooo

  47. Not WolfChill YT says:

    10:15 when theres a fire alarm in k4

  48. Gaming Gorilla says:

    The satan part the shape my cousin tried it and see if it works but I didn’t and he whined the whole day!

  49. Fet 586 says:

    2:48– 3:23

  50. Rosie Animations says:

    Mario shouldve taught typing

  51. ultimate gotagia says:

    You are my favorite ytb

  52. Brady Devay says:

    Umm SMG4 I all ready have that robot but I would like the pin and other stuff

  53. Franco prime and Roman Ruiz the GAMER Ruiz says:

    I like my school!

  54. JackMario2 says:

    4:42 when ur team makes you lose a rank in splatoon 2

  55. Error Sans says:

    Boopkins shipped himself with Hatsune Mika lmao

  56. Fling Z says:


  57. HeRocco says:

    Music at 1:44

  58. Thalles Silveira says:

    Memes Br 0:32

  59. Melissa Rodrigues says:

    4:54 how r u doin

  60. TinTin30 says:

    4:29 is when a lot of people ship you and your crush

  61. The Ultimate G. says:

    And all the kids died

  62. Thunderbolt Of the ElectroWings says:

    Pls watch my new vid when its uplaoded its called My trip to Lytle Creek

  63. DiamondPlayz 9419 says:


  64. Galexy 0709 says:

    10:28 why isn’t Steve in jail he threw a crafting table at a child

  65. GoKu full power says:


  66. michael kovacs says:

    At 2:07 I like the "We'll be right back" bumper in this SMG4 video.

  67. michael kovacs says:

    At 0:38 I also liked the introduction in this SMG4 video.

  68. Ryder Schieferstein says:

    8:21 wow mario just wow

  69. Brayden Hodgson says:

    I saw copper dood

  70. Bonnie Cool xg says:

    Me Mario can I do the answer?

    Mario you could do my ass

    Edit whoa thanks for the likes 😄

  71. 지오가면라이더 says:

    5:42 Homer?

  72. The Catalyst Crew Valle says:

    Boopkins: "But I am a child :D"
    Meggie: (WTF?!)

  73. Jace Johnson says:

    So Steve gets to literally bring kids to hell where they are all murdered and he’s not in jail?😂

  74. Lynn Gallo says:


  75. Lorna Collazo says:

    I feel bad for Baby Luigi @ 1:37

  76. Alex Carrillo says:

    I 💚 SMG4

  77. Ironwolf 1 says:

    Oh, god I was dying at that painting segment. That's so accurate… thankfully.


    what! taxes are censored, god! youtube is really stupid!

  79. Miss Triss says:

    Hola lol

  80. Daniel Flores says:

    Not even a minute in the vid and I already laughed my ass oof

  81. Emerald Gamer says:

    Yaaaaa! War robots

  82. ScratchCat123 says:

    Just put on restricted mode on your videos!

  83. Dev Plays says:


  84. Itsyoshi6715 Channel says:

    Meggy: Dont act like a child
    Boobkins: I am a child
    Me: why does he like anime girls then
    Meggy: same

  85. Normg says:

    0:03 its a b.r.u.t.e from fortnite ,

  86. Mario Alvarado says:

    Don’t forget kids can watch anime too
    And teach em bout pentagrams

  87. Thanyaluck Metheepanyakool says:

    SMG4 SUX!

  88. Jonah Pierson says:


  89. jvess12 says:

    3:55 if your a child why do you love anime (dawn that was a dumb question)

    (Who watching in 2019 aswell)

  90. Alexraptor says:

    5:10 I need this car in Mario Kart

  91. Banane Bleu says:

    I ´m Sebastian

  92. Archersforeal says:

    Subtitles are on point

  93. hayden loves fortnite and roblox plz subscribe says:

    6:51 I will do the taxes that way

  94. Ruın says:

    6:51 had me dying

  95. Noah Valencia says:

    Wow I never get this app called “war robots”

  96. Beanos says:

    Bowser is the only responsible
    When he is bad

  97. Lauren Sawyer says:

    1:28 – 1:30 hahah 😂

  98. Lauren Sawyer says:

    2:10– 2:21

  99. Макаров Айсен says:

    Smg4 Monday Posn the weekend and I will be
    A good time to time. I am a beautiful person

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