Ozzy Man Reviews: Tennis Tantrums
Ozzy Man Reviews: Tennis Tantrums


Tennis! On the one hand, a cultured, civilized sport, on the other, it’s home to some ANGRY people. Let’s start with the granddaddy of chuckin’ wobbly’s John bloody Macenroe. Here he’s having a disagreement over a line call with the high-chair guy. “ANSWER MY QUESTION!”. Aw lots of people yell that phrase these days, especially on the internet. Completely satisfied, Johnno returns to the bench, yeah he looks calm to me… NO, he’s not! He’s still cranky. “Fuck off, Gatorade!” David Nalbandian serves, Cilic returns and… bad luck. That’s no good. OH! He kicks that fella in the bloody shin. The linesman is like “that hurt, man! I’m limping. I’m a limp guy now.” Nalbandian says “can I get you a bandaid?” Too little, too late mate. Oh the big boss is lowering his tiny mechanical chair. Shit has hit the fan when ya see that happen. Monaco delivers a spicy ball to Djokovic and he’s got the point. Novak has stern words with his equipment. A towel is offered to the racket, to stop the bleeding, but it’s dead. It’s dead. Big serve. It’s a fault. No, it’s not. It’s in. Apparently. “Noooo! Nooo! No way! Look at it, once?! Look at it. Once! Worst umpire ever in the world?” Worst umpire ever? How is he gonna respond? He says “sticks and stones will break my bones, but words shall never hurt me. You’ve got a fucken warning.” Wow! Now he’s texting his wife to tell her about his day so far. “I wanna talk to the manager. Surely there’s someone in a higher chair than you that can make sure I win this match.” Oh there we go. I guess this bloke is the owner of tennis. Serena’s like “usually I win all the games. Why is my opponent good at the sport? I should be demolishing her, but she’s bloody excellent. Which is unfair!” It’s confusing to not win every time. Aw Naomi Osaka is stressed about her own victory now. She just wants to be far away, back at home, watching Netflix, think of a calm blue ocean… NAH! This racket is getting murdered. Okay, yep, that’s enough. Grab a freshy… No, don’t murder the freshy and… back to the first one. This is a massacre. It’s like Zombieland, he Double Taps it, to confirm the kill. I don’t think Kyrios does this stuff anymore though. We can relax, he’s got it under control. Game over, but he’ll bounce back, OH NO! No! Another murdered racket! So many murders. Fantastic shot. A well-deserved point. Look out! BANG! “WOW! Oh no! OK, I think we are done.” As much as ya don’t like them, try not to assault the linesmen and women. You think they enjoy looking at your balls all day? Studying ya balls in detail. It’s a hard job. Aaand he hits the net. Classic tennis problem. “What am I gonna do? I’ll tell ya what I’m gonna do? I’m gonna hit my forehead! NAUGHTY FOREHEAD. BAD FOREHEAD. Great, now I’m bleeding. Way to make me look stupid, forehead. “I’m not getting out of my chair. I refuse to move.” “Fine” says Viktor. “I’m gonna kidnap the cameraman and show you what I see. Look at that. Look at the dirt. The ball was in, or out, I can’t remember which one I’m arguing for.” Sonic boom! Solid tanny. And Sonic boom again! Oh dad is hit. He’s like “fuck me, this is what I get for raising you?! Bullshit mate.” Mum gives him a serve. She’s like “Ya grounded for two weeks when we get back to Greece, Stefano, and no pocket money. Little shit. I’d say that’s an ace from Mum.

100 thoughts on “Ozzy Man Reviews: Tennis Tantrums”

  1. Daniel Viljoen says:

    The only thing I would see if pro tennis player kicks me in shin, on camera, in front of a thousand people, is big fat bloody dollar signs. Ill milk that injury dry, not to mention of the apparent mental trauma it caused me being abused in front of a crowd. that guy was so lucky…

  2. George M says:

    This is a longer amount of tennis than I've purposefully watched my entire life.

  3. Maximilian mus says:

    Look at kid at 2:00

  4. Luis Montenegro says:

    2:02 that kid dabbing tho

  5. Hasso says:

    I'd definitely have a beer with you

  6. - X Z - says:

    I don't think you really care but let me tell you the story of me breaking my bones when I threw tantrums.
    It happened in a competition organised by school. And there isn't always a good players in school. I got angry after my opponent taunted me and I threw the racket saying "I'm done,"

    Then it bounce back to my face breaking my jaw

  7. Chuck Klosterman says:

    Oh, did I hit that nice lady? Oh well. I have better things to do than see if she is okay. What's my lawyer's phone number again? Crap!

  8. LokiV says:

    problem with this video is it was to short ๐Ÿ˜

  9. Pawan kumar Upadhyay says:

    The guys don't give shit about the game in here 2:02, he is like ya na shits happen all the time I'm more into the Camera n stuff ๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. Jay Rose-Ham says:

    "Look at that dirt! It's clearly out, or in… can't remember which one I'm arguing for anymore" – Me halfway through an argument, after looking it up on Google…

  11. Cranky Joe says:

    Almost as ridculous as making pre burning illegal than blaming right wing electives for left forced legastion

  12. archit mundada says:

    2:03 look at that kid in the back

  13. Thomas Cecconi says:

    "You're grounded for two weeks "

  14. TJ Lime says:

    Tennis tantrums are the only reason I want to watch Tennis matches

  15. Macky M says:

    U sir,make a shite day better! ๐Ÿ‘

  16. Paul Valmadre says:

    Think of all the aspiring young kids around the world that love Tennis but can't afford a good rackett and they watch these jerks smashing them to pieces in a tantrum.

  17. Sangeet Subedi says:

    Fuuk tenis cubts

  18. Cristobal Bragagnolo says:

    You should check Gaston Gaudio mate, he was hilarious…

  19. Hill says:

    Reminds me not to watch menโ€™s tennis

  20. Jay Sukerkar says:

    2:02 Blue t shirt boy is having time of his life

  21. Sammy Newell says:

    So you're under pressure, you fuck up and then lose your shit. In the process, you knock some poor person over, or kick someone in the leg. This is the point you hold your hands up and APOLOGISE for your fuckwit behaviour. You do not just wander off and blame your racket, or the fact they shouldn't be sitting/standing there.

  22. Logic Hurts Idiots says:

    1:59 Idk whatโ€™s more pathetic, the guy throwing a tantrum or the idiot in the blue shirt doing that stupid hand gesture that everyone thinks is cool but isnโ€™t. Those four kids are going to be full on tools when they are adults.

    2:28 that was the most overly dramatic fall ever, remind me when Trump one and all the liberals were crying and acting like kids

    3:10 doesnโ€™t even touch the old guy

  23. magnus prime says:

    Did no one see the dab

  24. Bianca Bloom says:

    These people alone could keep a therapist in business for decades.
    Xanny for everyone!

  25. Zack Campbell says:

    Like children, just as bad at soccer

  26. Peter Marlow says:

    2:53 Luke Skywalker is now a tennis referee?

  27. Bhargav Reddy says:

    Internet in the background at 2:03

  28. Mangaliso Cele says:

    The freshie ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  29. Mason Lafoon says:

    2:28 …Like…come on. Lady, you got hit, sure. But come on.

  30. UruElle says:

    Must be terrifying to be the wives or SOs of these players, who clearly have anger management issues.

    โ€œDomestic violence alert ๐Ÿšจ โ€

  31. RichieT5 says:

    Wow some proper temper tantrums there ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ great video

  32. mc finn says:

    I think that old guy made a meal of that shin kick! Wonder how much he got… ๐Ÿค”

  33. Shaun Szalai says:

    Tennis, now a confirmed contact sport

  34. Tesco Primark says:

    The one hit his head with t
    Racket was dumb ….

  35. Keith Balante says:

    One of your best โ˜๏ธ

  36. ATOD 2 says:

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  37. Noel Samuel says:

    2:02 the kid behind the back doing a Dab!!!!!

  38. MSTR-RPTR says:

    Tennis looks like the football/soccer of the racket games.

  39. prateek rai says:

    That guy broke his racket with his skull wow he must be one thick skulled bastard

  40. Noah Linnik says:

    Tennis: the most entitled pricks in sports.

  41. Sagnik Maity says:

    Love the jibe at Serena. ๐Ÿคฃ

  42. Agent Z46 says:

    Damn, never realized tennis players got so angry. XD

  43. Coop Shanks says:

    Itโ€™s almost like tennis players are all brats. To be fair, playing in a sport where you are the whole team can be stressful. Either way, there is no reason to act like that when youโ€™re in the big leagues.

  44. Franklin Hue says:

    2:32 I really thought he was going full Patrick Bateman on that sheila.

  45. Marty ES says:

    I believe tennis players are one rung below football/soccer players in the hierarchy of cry babies in sports

  46. Josh Costello says:

    Chuck a wobbly

  47. James Kenny says:

    OMG the serena williams one was amazing

  48. Marty ES says:

    Serena's neck has more testosterone in it than most of the male tennis player's bodies

  49. Chasity Wallace says:

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  50. No Sana No Life says:

    I'll never forget serena always playing the race or female card. I used to think she was a champion now I just think she is a poor sport and arrogant.

  51. Captainquark2272 says:

    2:01 kid in blue in the background with a cheeky dab ๐Ÿคฃ

  52. 143DREWID says:

    People watch this "sport"?
    Is not this where "snowflakes" were cloned ?

  53. yeet ueet P says:

    serena was right fuck naomi

  54. Manuel Roberts says:

    I watch the ads at the end for u you donโ€™t milk it like everyone else

  55. Toggle Mutt says:

    WTF??
    Tennis players are more aggressive than mma fighters

  56. M.L. says:

    2:03 the boy in the back lol

  57. Potus 2020 says:

    Williams is a stain on tennis a racist savage, gi they hate you. And some think your a man like moochelle obama

  58. J Q says:

    For such a shit hobby, there are some angry people. How are these pro's…

  59. UFOs says:

    So what I learned Tennis players are a bunch of spoiled cunts lol

  60. Will Hogan says:

    can't believe he didn't say something about the dab

  61. R Bush says:

    Tennis is nothing more than spoiled rich kids having temper tantrums.

  62. google sucks says:

    lol ๐Ÿ™‚

  63. aux212 says:

    the kid at 2:02 has the best timing imaginable

  64. Jo Hamsh says:

    Surprised there's not more of Serena Williams in here. She's such a bad loser!
    Honestly these people are talented and great, but have serious anger and emotional issues. Haven't they heard of good sportsmanship?
    Way to embarrass yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚

  65. PiterburgCowboy says:

    Lot's of the greater tennis players have ADHD, thus these tantrums

  66. Fauxtool says:

    that black dude with the ponytail is really scary

  67. deathbastardable says:

    Gosh that poor umpire at 2:27 was incapacitated by the gust of wind from the racquet.

    I don't condone what the player did but that ump is just as big of an arsehole.

  68. Retrova says:

    I'm not sure what's worse. The comments from people quoting the video with stupid emojis thirsting for likes, or the brainlets that like their comments.

  69. Dinil Dinesh P says:

    American tantrum

  70. OscXr says:

    2:52 wtf is mark hamill doing being an umpire

  71. Erik says:

    Children of Satan

  72. Paul Ricciardi says:

    4I hate when people says that Serena Williams is a roll model. She is a horrible sports woman and a spoiled brat.

  73. TheTubaEmporer says:

    We need some harder linespeople in tennis, why did I see no return fire!?

  74. Diagram Master says:

    When you tell a hardcore WWE fan that headbursts are fake
    2:47

  75. Paul Ricciardi says:

    We need a tennis mega compelation.

  76. visharad rawat says:

    1:01 But it's Cactus*

  77. krepler says:

    Nick Kyrgios always makes me laugh. Osaka crying is sad. I bet she looks up to Serena and to see her bitch like that. Glad I was never a fan of Serena.

  78. GoldenFlower says:

    2:28 That chick is like : "This is my chance to make millions. I'm suing the heck outta this angry dude. Aaaaand, action. Ouuuh my back, my back! I'm dying here."

  79. Arkelis says:

    There were some real, grand slams, in this video… ๐Ÿ˜€

  80. Walter Waller says:

    โ€œThatโ€™s an Ace for mumโ€! I just peed a little bit. Greatest line in the video. Great video!

  81. Tad Ka says:

    2:25 she should be a footballer

  82. Russel Walker says:

    This why you shouldn't play with your balls too much, too much of anything not good.

  83. Vulcan Stein says:

    Tennis is a bad sport if you're a super angry guy everyone is calm even if you argue with the empire for like 10 seconds they start whistling you

  84. Akshay Pillai says:

    This bloke is the owner of Tennis! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  85. Clash Raider says:

    The kid dabbing at 2:03 awesome

  86. This video makes "professional" tennis players look like complete wankers. Love the great commentary.

  87. Lee Sargeant says:

    Holy shit!? An Ozzyman video that's not 6 years old in my feed!?
    Classy surprise YouTube… classy. Did the planet's align? Did I miss a space event??

  88. Ricochet T says:

    Missed yah lad keep the video commentaries coming

  89. artmakersworlds says:

    "you think they enjoy looking at your balls all day." OMG!!!!!! I was going to post please do more animal reviews but animals aren't THIS stupid.

  90. Russel Walker says:

    Me: What do you do everyday?

    Tennis player: I serve allot of balls. Although half the time I'm on the receiving end. Sometimes they're in, sometimes they're out. But it always starts with love and ends with with us dripping in sweat.

  91. Tony Chamberlain says:

    Sorry oz man . Worst reveiw Ever

  92. Adam says:

    Lmao the guy holding out the tennis ball while screaming reminds me of โ€œHappy Gilmoreโ€ when Adam Sandler misses a putt and starts yelling at the golf ball ๐Ÿ˜‚

  93. Cereal Killer says:

    Fact: Serena Williams actually said those exact words. Swear to god.

  94. Adam says:

    R.I.P. Rackets ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ

  95. ausarge says:

    0:35 "That hurt mAn! I'm limping! I'm a limp guy now!" Hahaha ๐Ÿคฃ

  96. ZSTRODE. says:

    You should review gordon ramsay lmao

  97. TearsofRainbow01 says:

    The reason why the high chair guy is a high chair guy is so that he doesnโ€™t get hurt by angry player๐Ÿ˜น

  98. Michael Harto says:

    When she said "no pocket money"
    I felt that.

  99. Grawrness says:

    3:12 i don't see it even touch him

  100. Oliver Stroom says:

    what the fuck is wrong with all these cry babies

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