Neil deGrasse Tyson Rates Exotic Male Dancing, GZA, and Galactic Apparel
Neil deGrasse Tyson Rates Exotic Male Dancing, GZA, and Galactic Apparel

(drum beat music) (drum roll) – Well excuse me, this
Miss Universe pageant, can someone please call it Miss Earth? What hubris we have. This is universal, no it’s Earthwide. I study the universe. If there’s a Miss Mars, she
was not in the competition. In name, it’s very overrated (laughs) to call a pageant of women on Earth and the winner Miss Universe. Come on now. (drum roll) Guys don’t have many
options and so what is it, it’s maybe our cufflinks, the tie, a vest, that’s kind of it. I wear cosmic ties, I
have more than 100 of them and I have aesthetic
thresholds for them by the way. No Captain Kirk, (laughing) no Enterprise. It’s gotta be some artistic attempt to convey what the universe feels like. You see me in this so yeah he’s
kind of weird wearing that. Come to an astrophysics
society conference. I am wearing camouflage alright because everybody has got the geeky tie. (drum roll) Now that’s been done twice, first by the Voyager 1 spacecraft. Carl Sagan convinced NASA to
have the camera turnaround, the onboard camera, to take a picture of the inner solar system with Earth in view. And I think it’s
underrated, I think people do not reflect on this fact often enough. When you look at this from
space, the only reaction you could possibly have is what the fuck are you doing on this speck we call Earth? (drum roll) Nobody doesn’t love whipped cream. I think whipped cream has places where it belongs in this world. I think definitely hot cocoa. It’s great on ice cream and
of course it’s great straight. (laughs) So and just a reminder, heavy cream is lighter than skim milk. That’s why it rises to the top. Don’t let the words fool you. The physics will set you free. (drum roll) GZA has got his own thing,
he’s accurately rated. There are people who are
not taking you to new places so they’ll satisfy you
in the moment but then beyond the moment, they’re easy to forget. And then there are people
who have thought more deeply about what they’re feeding you than you have ever thought for yourself. In this you can grow and they
leave you in a new place. This is where GZA is. (drum roll) My field, astrophysics, we
name things like we see them. It’s not overrated, it’s not
underrated, it’s just there. People see our words and
they take them like candy. There’s Mars bar. Even though the dude’s
name is Mars, I get that, but still it’s called Mars,
I’m taking the planet. Milky Way, Orbit Gum, Eclipse Gum. Moonglow bath beads,
Celestial Seasonings Tea. And not to mention car names. Saturn, Mercury, Geo, Prism, Nova. My favorite in the day, The Galaxie 500. Oh my gosh, the last of the land yachts. (drum roll) Yeah, I’m kinda disapointed in myself. I was graduate school,
I’m in graduate school and we’re not paid very
much, we are paid by the way because we serve as teaching
assistants in the classes for which undergraduates are taught so we’re paid for that
but it’s not very much. I simply wanted more money. And at that time I was
in really good shape. I was a performing member of
two different dance companies and one of my fellow
dancers upon hearing my financial woes said, “Come on down.” I said, “Down to what?” “Oh, we dance at night
at this male strip club. (laughing) “And the women you know,
put money in your thing.” I said, “Alright, I’ll have a look.” So I go down there and
they come out dancing with asbestos-lined jockstraps
that had been ignited and they come out shaking and dancing to Jerry Lee Lewis’s Great Balls of Fire. In that instant, I said “I think I’ll be a math tutor.” (laughs) Now why didn’t I think that before? (drum roll) In my recent book that is titled Astrophysics for People in a Hurry, I try to bring the universe down to Earth. When we have this vast
universe to reflect upon, to explore, to offer a perspective that lifts us above and beyond ourselves, we call this a cosmic perspective. It just, it puts you in a new place, a new understanding of our
relationship with one another, our relationship with the
rest of the life on Earth, our relationship to life yet to be discovered in the universe. Not only that, a relationship
to the atoms and molecules that comprise the universe itself because those ingredients within us share common origin with those
ingredients found in stars and that origin is other stars. We are not just figuratively but literally stardust. That’s simultaneously
humbling and enlightening and I would say in the
spirit of this program, by far the most underrated
fact there is in the universe. (drum beat music)

100 thoughts on “Neil deGrasse Tyson Rates Exotic Male Dancing, GZA, and Galactic Apparel”

  1. badmønbryan says:

    This man can explain taking a shit sound interesting

  2. Punk rock In the wrong hands says:

    “Liquid Swords is the greatest hip hop album of all time”

    – NDT

  3. Tiffany Alexandria says:

    Hahahaha! I love neil deGrasse tyson.

  4. Xay L. says:

    one of my heroes

  5. Joshima M says:

    I adore how his problem witb beauty pageants is the name of the pageant

  6. Jilm M says:

    GZA/NDT in 2020

  7. Allison Tricity says:

    I find Neil deGrasse Tyson to be kinda pretentious but this was worth watching for the exotic dancer story! Great balls of fire!

  8. EscapistVibrations says:

    that vest is fly af

  9. Madison Riley says:

    bye abuser !!!!

  10. Jesse Sherer says:

    "I'll have a look." He said it so surly and begrudgingly lol

  11. budd smoke says:

    2:01 when someone touches your floating earth globe

  12. Que Bottoman says:

    I hope you see the feeling in his eyes with Cosmic Perspective…

  13. d00bZubElEk says:

    Not too often you hear him ask
    "Wtf are you doing?" Lmao

  14. Lim Nafi says:

    Definition of a nerd..especially when he laughed at the whip cream joke he made
    But can definitely learn alot from him…

  15. Louis Vivian says:

    ummm, can someone gif neil saying "what the fuck are you doing" for me?

  16. Terrence Marcus says:

    He just blew my mind with that last line..god damn I gotta finish his book now

  17. Amrit Basi says:

    He's such a nerd omg <3

  18. Mr. Rob says:


  19. João Magalhães says:

    he looks high as hell

  20. Theodore Bouchet says:

    Tyson is an overrated overweight lying piece of shit i can't stand him

  21. Hylexia says:

    2:10 Mr. "well actually" himself used a double negative xd

  22. sarah pagan says:

    i love this man

  23. Eric B. says:

    This guy gets it

  24. Derrick Waters says:

    Damn, straight dropped some serious knowledge on us at the end there. That's why I love him lol.

  25. GuyOnCouch says:

    Did not expect an f bomb

  26. kamikaze khan says:

    Smart people always have to remind you they are smart…stfu

  27. Xenzodiak Albert says:

    Neil Degrass may have been smoking some good stuff

  28. Luke MF-Knocks says:

    Hearing him say "fuck" bothered me very much

  29. Mark Anthony says:

    "What the fffFFFUCK are you doing?!"

  30. PilferMusic says:

    6:23 [Cosmic Perspective] – well maybe not in the Universe but certainly on Earth 😉

  31. TheMrWillje says:

    Neil DeGrasse Tyson walks into a bar. The bartender says "good evening"
    "It is to us, but to other people on this planet, it is morning, noon and night" says NDGT
    "Okay…" the bartender says. "What can I get you to drink? It's happy hour"
    "And why should this be happy hour? It is just like all other hours, which humans manufactured as an division of one day. It is comically arbitrary and has no cosmic significance."
    "Dude just pick something"
    "And what does it matter what I pick? What I ingest will make no difference to the earth's rotation or the position of the stars"
    "Dude, just get the fuck out"

  32. Terrell Hewitt says:

    My life is changed

  33. Arabelle Compagnon says:

    Oh I get it

    Cosmic ties


    painful too watch

  35. ryan sooter says:

    What a FUCKIN NERD

  36. piaoliang jiejie says:

    Physics will set you free 🤣

  37. Bishop6 says:

    Carl Sagan 2.0! Nothing but love and respect for this man

  38. Bryan Castillo says:

    I just witnessed NdGT say "fuck". I just need to see Bill Nye saying it and I'll die happy

  39. plainollonley says:

    Sooo, I am like totally grounded you were intrigue by being a male stripper ( hippie)who loves school and you wrote a book so I can stop asking you for quick facts and I am NOT a weirdo I just have a cosmic perspective. Yay and to be fair Earth was once called Gaia but I think Jupiter was always been 🙂

  40. Tré Jones says:

    One of the most listenable men around today.

  41. aina-louisa carter says:

    Is he high?

  42. Yhorm says:

    I think that’s the first time I’ve ever heard NDT say fuck

  43. Jessie Dahl says:

    well, vapid women liked to be called pretty. so why Miss Earth when they can be called Miss Universe? thatll get more superficial women to enter the contest!!

  44. andre medina says:

    the physics will set you free…

  45. Ryan Sprout Root says:

    He is the pucture of the phrase "Well acthually"

  46. Felix says:

    Hate this fatuous turd

  47. jack patton says:

    such a great man

  48. Sebastian Joseph Perry says:

    The vest is beautiful

  49. Stephen Carroll says:

    Neil Tyson is the king of pseudo-intellectuality.

  50. Blunder says:

    Some of his tweets are dumb but I love him as a person.

  51. Billy Mallon says:

    god he’s such a pillock

  52. moebaid44 says:


  53. Alyssa Arbertha says:

    I want Neil to hold me like a newborn and tell me all about the universe.

  54. Poodlemuffin says:

    Imagine. Neil Degrasse Tyson and GZA making a song. About the universe. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  55. Ayyliyah says:

    this is amazing and surprisingly uplifting

  56. Ian B says:

    This nigga is the GOAT aint no debating….

  57. CheesecakeLasagna says:

    *binge watches at 3 AM
    my brain: 2:00

  58. Veer Chasm says:

    Hey! It’s that guy atheists and agnostics worship! He’s Bill Nye but less pissed off 😄

  59. Andrés says:

    This came out on 9/11

  60. SiDarTanto says:

    that vest is fire doe

  61. The Christicorn says:

    I know 2 people who don't like whipped cream🤣

  62. The Christicorn says:

    I can't believe Channing Tatum tried to get Neil to be a male stripper with him!

  63. Bradley Weaver says:


  64. Christopher Barber says:

    i love this man so much

  65. comic book hero says:

    he look high Asf

  66. Evnoiia says:

    Literally everything that comes out of this mans mouth sounds like it came out of a documentary

  67. ZealousGoat says:

    Jesus i could listen to him read a phone book

  68. Smooth Operator says:

    Someone finally said "accurately rated!"!

  69. Hello golf Please answer says:

    He’s zooted

  70. TheCommentBandit says:

    I expected nothing less

  71. DosingBrick says:

    holy shit he said fuck

  72. checkfoldcallraise says:

    I would love nothing more than just a sit- down conversation with the doc over a nice cigar and a couple bourbon drinks.

  73. Slumped Cantu says:

    Such a cool fucker

  74. Sala Mander says:


  75. Santino - says:

    His daughter is FINE!

  76. anurag23611 says:

    If I were a rapper, I'd call my next album COSMIC TIES 👔👔 !!! 😂😂

  77. barfyman362 says:

    Secret: If you slow down the Neil deGrasse Videos by 0.5, he sounds high as a kite.

  78. Isiac Artison says:

    I would just like to say this …miss Mars would probably be mindblowingly Sexy

  79. CADsAnonymous says:

    Aesthetic threshold 😅😆

  80. Greg C says:

    Whipped cream on ice cream?

  81. Squire Muldoon says:

    This guy is the most overrated shill in the universe.

  82. jay long says:

    He is such a great man…!! God bless Neil Degrasse

  83. HTIOGranka says:

    Oh fuck yeah, Neil is a fan of the Ford Galaxie 500. That's awesome.

  84. Luke Mullaney says:

    "Don't let the words fool you… the physics will set you free."

  85. Ntsikelelo Tshangela says:

    This nigga said fuck😲😲😲😲

  86. Flowerdoodle2 says:

    This guys pompous and his opinion overrated. I wonder what real scientists think of this tv personality.

  87. DJ Savage says:

    Nice illuminati vest you rapist shill.

  88. Jerry Biden says:

    He knows astronomy decently well though not much better than many modern scientists in the field. He’s more of a spokesperson for the community. But my problem is that he tries to dive into philosophy and he’s bad at it. The universe and astronomy are of course very closely related to philosophy and it is from there that we derive a great deal of philosophical thought. But he fails to draw much from it. I think Carl Sagan was far superior to Niel Degrasse Tyson in that regard.

  89. Ferenc Gyurcsány says:


  90. Zachary Cholewa says:

    Idk but Neil looks absolutely smacked here

  91. Caso Xxx says:


  92. Legalize Ranch says:

    Neil the goat

  93. mxamiss5 says:

    Need Bill Burr and Seinfeld. Need more people that are quick to judge without thought

  94. The Heart Of A Blackbird says:

    Hot coco on iced cream? Whoa.

  95. Etang Bose says:

    He’s just a real version of Morpheus

  96. Aidan Curtis says:

    What a fucking nerd

  97. Chandra Star says:

    What the fuck are you doing on this speck… called earth

  98. Fukurouyoujo says:

    "Guys don't have a lot of opinions." TELL THEM!

  99. Ricky Bobby says:

    Came here for gza

  100. finkythepoo says:

    Is it possible to be more overrated than Neil deGrasse Tyson?

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