Counting Cars: Motorized Picnic Table (Season 7, Episode 8) | History
Counting Cars: Motorized Picnic Table (Season 7, Episode 8) | History

– You’re disturbing my day over
(inaudible). – Yes.
– So this better be good. Oh, this is–
this is really good. This will blow your mind,
but at the same time, I still can’t explain it.
You ready? All right.
– Here I stand. Hey, Mike! Bring out that– that thing! [laughs] Bring out that thing? – There’s no explanation.
– I’m ready, man. I’m telling you. I’m ready. [electric guitar playing]
– Eh? – I’m already liking it.
– Already, yeah? See? Ha ha ha. That’s Stoney. Yeah, buddy! Are you kidding me? You see what I mean? What– what is this? You see what I mean? What do you call that? Are you kidding me? It’s the best gig I’ve
ever had in my life. Rocking on the go, baby. Rocking on the go. DANNY KOKER (VOICEOVER):
This picnic table is bad ass. I brought this thing to life
with eight Odyssey batteries, powered by an electric golf
cart motor, 12-inch wheels, and a rack and pinion system,
so you can get your picnic on anywhere you want to. Then I did what Horny
Mike does best– made it crazy. First, I burned the wood
to bring out the grain, then I covered it in green
ice pearl and clear coat, because a splinter
in the butt will ruin a day at the park in a hurry. Next, I hooked her
up with a cooler that has a full stereo system. Then on the front,
a V8 propane grill to cook all your picnic needs. Then, of course, a giant set of
horns to finish off the front. Because, well, why wouldn’t I? My head is about to explode. Well, then let
me give you a tour of this beautiful picnic table. You obviously see the motor.
– Dude. [inaudible] Chevy. Aluminum heads, aluminum intake.
– No. No. More like a propane grill, so
that we can grill on the go. We got propane on the
front as a bumper– DANNY KOKER:
Because that’s safe. Come on back here. Oh, you know, we have
a beautiful umbrella, nicely done by Paul. Don’t want to get sunburned
while you’re eating food. – Got the badges.
– OK, OK. Tony, how long did
you know about this? Well, he told me
about it and said, hey, can you come in and jam a
little bit on my picnic bench? I’ve had some pretty strange
offers in my life, but this– this one is right up there. OK. All right, i topped it. So here’s– here’s
where it all comes out. This is what Stoney’s
playing out of. DANNY KOKER: Out of the cooler! Out of the cooler, man.
What? It’s not just a box. Fully functional. DANNY KOKER: It’s
really a cooler? HORNY MIKE: Yeah, we’ve
got all of your beverages. DANNY KOKER: And you’re
playing out of it. TONY: And I’m playing into it. DANNY KOKER: Wait a minute. What possessed you to do this? Why not?
Why not? You know what? I cannot dispute that answer. Mike has had some crazy
ideas in the past, but this picnic
table takes the cake. I got food. This isn’t– what? I got food. I got– I got everything set. We are ready to rock
and roll– we just got to get the rest of the fellas. Pardon the pun, but
I’m picking my seat. Let’s go. I got to get the food. – I’m ready, man.
– Come on, Ryan. I’m hungry, brother. This has to be one
of your better ideas. – All right.
– Come back. Here we go. We got a full spread,
ready to rock and roll. Kidding me?
Shannon, what’s up, baby? Yeah, got all the condiments. Want a burger or a hot dog? DANNY KOKER: I
know, they’re good. KEVIN MACK: What
are you guys doing? Kevin Mack! What is all this? How come nobody’s working? Because we’re doing a picnic. It’s lunchtime. So let me ask you
something, Mike. How much of this picnic table
does Count’s Kustoms own? Bro, if I had to guess,
Kevin, I probably own it all. You know what?
I’m in, then. Let’s eat.
– Come on. Let’s eat, baby.
– Come on! Come get some food. I’ve never seen anything
so bonkers in my life. Let’s roll. All right, everybody hold on. DANNY KOKER (VOICEOVER):
But I have to admit I’m excited to take it for a spin. HORNY MIKE: You really got to
pay attention driving this. Yeah, don’t blame Stoney
for not steering right. KEVIN MACK: This
is genius, Mike. HORNY MIKE: I’m
completely happy. I feel like we should
do this every day.

82 thoughts on “Counting Cars: Motorized Picnic Table (Season 7, Episode 8) | History”

  1. MD cars says:

    It was awesome bro 😍

  2. Keerthan Suresh says:


  3. guardduck25 says:

    Gotta love that big block Chevy engine, BBQ grill 👍😎

  4. jonathan bell says:

    That was pretty cool, one of their better builds lol

  5. Vipul verma says:

    Possessed 😂😂😂😂

  6. Wayne Metevia says:

    How can anybody not love this?

  7. CampSecXXI says:


  8. giovanni gervacio says:


  9. smokey mcbongwater says:

    Thats,. Far out. Man

  10. c soul says:

    They have those in downtown Detroit but they serve beer and drive around

  11. raven j says:

    😂thats cool!

  12. Alex Becerra says:

    Awh man I'm jealous! Sitting on that thing while its rollin and having a burger.

  13. EazzzY_Three0Three says:

    You would make a killing in Downtown Denver selling food out that thing!

  14. Jan Vafa says:

    Ah man I love this!!!!

  15. Ronnie Chargualaf says:

    That is dope man… 👍🏻

  16. Antonio Mao says:

    Is it for sale?

  17. Ronald Strout says:

    That picnic table,bbq grill is awesomely creative and cool.

  18. Nick Novak says:

    When you run out of things to build so you start wasting engines lol.

  19. ED 25 says:

    That is got to be one of the coolest things I've ever seen any shop ever do I'm just saying

  20. Dijana Orthodox Byzantine says:

    I need that 😉

  21. B Shadden says:

    I want One!!!

  22. George farm says:

    Love it .. They removed to soda labels! A where is the beer

  23. Nirrrina says:

    We need this in downtown Tulsa Oklahoma.
    Currently we have these rolling bars where you have to pedal the wheels to go anywhere.
    This is so much better. Especially with the grill and the horns.

  24. ED 25 says:

    PS everybody's job should have one of these are care who your every job should have 1 I'm just saying

  25. Daniel Aguero says:

    Instead of complaining Kevin enjoy the food and time spent with your fellow employees, you don't see Danny getting all bent about it it's not like it's something that they do every day .enjoy this tricked out table

  26. kaito Gaming says:

    Mike looks like a character from karmagedon

  27. Natã Valério says:

    now this is what i call fast food

  28. giovanni gervacio says:

    insane!!! i feel like they should drive that downtown…all of them in it havin lunch….😁😁

  29. Jalos — Jalisco says:


  30. Marcos Gomes says:

    Why does Kevin complain a lot? I mean the owner is right there and he ain't even complaining. Is Kevin's nose use to being that far down the Counts butt that he always wants to show off and prove he is the "boss". I mean THE OWNER IS RIGHT THERE!!!!

  31. Director Rickorzen says:

    They should do a new bussness called a driving eating table

  32. Joe Nobles says:

    I seen this I have to say that is the coolest picnic table ever LMAO

  33. All In One says:

    Upload all episodes in Hindi

  34. Corrupted Wesker says:

    That is super wicked! Thats like a BBQ literally on the go LMAO!!

  35. war hound says:

    if any ask why all u gotta say is WHY NOT 😂😂

  36. Paul Betka says:

    Sure hope you get along with your neighbors 👍❤

  37. David Connolly says:

    That's insane

  38. Robert Douglas says:

    i want one of these but not with the gas in front very cool

  39. Ryan Tishler says:

    Mike I love your picnic table it is the bomb

  40. Jason's Journeys says:

    Definitely different…

  41. Coin Hunter says:

    ok now that was funny and cool

  42. Rocco Reig says:

    I love how they took the brands off the drinks

  43. Dinakar Bhaskar says:

    I'm willing to buy that table so how much.

  44. Contre bandier says:

    Trop mortelle la table de picnic

  45. Frank Castle says:

    "We got the propane on the front as a bumper!"
    "Cuz that's safe."

  46. Neil Usdin says:

    What possessed you to do this? Well why not? You know what? I can not dispute that answer. – HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! I love that! Edit- I don't know if anyone sees this, but if Mike is reading this, this is one of the top 5 greatest things I have ever seen in my life! Horned hat's off to you, my friend.

  47. James Martinez says:

    I need a picnic table like that how much for ONE?

  48. Raul Castellanos says:

    He forgot the stripper Pole so only a 8/10 from me

  49. Heru- deshet says:

    I have to admit, this is one of the coolest things I've ever seen on the show.

  50. Jared Kartinyeri says:


  51. Allan"Alex"Zains says:

    Rocking and rolling 😂

  52. silver watcher says:

    Must be nice.

  53. Luke’s Vintage Rc Car Restoration says:

    a car family that eats together sticks together!

  54. Drumbum641 says:

    Just came to say that Danny isn’t the one doing the voice over in the overview of the ride. (That’s what the CC’s say)

  55. CaptainChameleon says:

    I bet the moment Kevin heard that Danny practically owns the picnic table, a light bulb went off in his head. They could use that table serve customers at the shop, give tours around Vegas in it, as well as having it be a “shuttle” from the shop to Danny’s club and tattoo parlor.

  56. Daddy Deadlo says:

    Propane bumper on the front "cuz thats safe"

  57. Влад Малый says:

    что у этого долбаёба на голове ?

  58. Aaron Lane says:

    I met Mike at the bar a while back, really chill guy

  59. Dwight Geewiz says:


  60. Courageous Nova says:

    Liven the fukn dream

  61. Michael Saucedo says:

    Danny the Count knows how to build the best & badest bikes and cars and trucks in Las Vegas and he is the king of custom cars and trucks

  62. Bostonian Now says:

    Love it Mike. Can you build me one that floats for my lake and endless friends?

  63. Wade Smith says:

    Way cool guys very fabulous

  64. Robert Adams says:

    Good thing Danny has his picnic blanket on his head if they need one for the table

  65. Roger Widholm says:

    How can he build this in the shop and none of the bosses have a clue

  66. William Tuel says:

    Amazing love it

  67. tigers9879 says:

    Can you see people all around that rolling down the street eating that would be so funny to see

  68. Marshall David WahlstromHelgren says:

    This is my all time favorite video ever!

  69. Chaudhari habel says:

    This picnic table was very cool

  70. NEWYORK BOSS says:

    Ether that's a cool idea or just being stupid n fun of course wit dum horns it polly would be ok at concerts 😂😂

  71. Chris Cain says:

    What couldn't you want? It's perfect.

  72. Austin Woods says:

    I’ve seen things like this in Nashville, TN. Except it’s powered by the customers, works via pedals, and is a bar.

  73. bowtie Hi says:

    I don’t think it qualifies as a drive through, but it is most certainly what you might call eating on the run.

  74. Karakurda says:

    i got food

    this isn't ….WHAT

  75. Henry Pancake says:

    These dudes are so cool!! I love them! My guys!!!😚

  76. David Trobaugh says:

    That's really Cool.

  77. Diane Trexler says:

    That would be awesome & cool if someone came to the shop and said Hey , can you build me a mobile picnic table

  78. The Firmament says:


  79. Joseph Flake says:

    That is sweet! I would like to have lunch on that! Good times

  80. Mayank Tiwari says:

    And that's absolutely genius

  81. crash5309 says:

    Hey man didnt mike have that at sturgis 2018….out at the buffalo chip….

  82. Cody Campbell says:

    That takes eating on the go to a whole new level

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