Coconut Macaroons – You Suck at Cooking (episode 76)
Coconut Macaroons – You Suck at Cooking (episode 76)


First thing we’re gonna do is harvest one of the top two most important ingredients of the coconut macaroon, which is the coconut. They swim up here to spawn, and while we’re technically not supposed to harvest spawning coconuts, This is when they taste their richest and milky– Oh, come on. That’s just cheap. *Musical Intro That’s Already Lyricized So I Don’t Have To Caption It* To get this coconut shredded, you want to place it on the grass, grab your push mower, *mower noises* and gently push your mower up to the edge of the coconut until it’s fully stabilized. Now slo-mo smash a different coconut, hold your grater against the stabilized handle, take a piece of coconut, and grate that into your bag. The mowage vibrations really help get these into the right size and shape for macaroons. Except that the mower isn’t actually on because I let go of the safety handle and also this lawnmower doesn’t work. If you don’t live near a river where the coconuts spawn, you can also cut some grass clippings, put them in a bowl with some icing sugar, and just Wang-Jangle™ those together with your pair of snippy Lever-Knives until they become 100% pure coconut. Or you can take those grass clippings and paint them with some whiteout, which is basically an ancient analogue “delete button”, but these macaroons would be strictly decorative. Narrator: “Hey mom, I made you a Mother’s Day thing.” Mom: “Get out of my room.” Narrator: “Okay.” Now that we have the coconut issue sorted out, you’re gonna have to collect some condensed milk. The way you do that is by going to the store and buying a can of it. So we’re gonna combine equal parts coconut and condensed milk, and I forgot my can ope- oh, there it is. You might notice that condensed milk looks exactly like glue. Well, you know what they say, “If it looks like glue, and it tastes like sweet baby cow food, then it’s probably delicious glue.” Now. Let’s just Wang-Jangle™ these together until it looks like coconut coleslaw. Then you want to parchment paper your pan, Then take a spoon, or a little ice-cream scoop, and try to make these around the size of a golf ball. The easiest way to do that is to use a baseball for scale, and you’re aiming for about half the size of the baseball. Let’s just double-check that. Yep, looks good. We’re gonna put the Un-do on Three-Fundo, Slide these inside, and we’ll bake them until they start to get a little golden brown. Probably about 12 minutes or so. You can also turn the broiler on for a minute at the end if they’re not golden enough. Now you can stop here. The macaroons are done. *organ music* But when you die, Do you want your friends and family to have known you as someone who made mediocre macaroons, or as someone who made the best macaroons possible ? If you want to be known as someone who made the best macaroons possible, Turn off this video, Get a better recipe that involves egg whites and other fancy bullsh**, and start over. But if you want to make the best macaroons, With the least amount of work possible, It’s time to get some chocolate. Since you don’t own a double boiler and you probably don’t know how to use a microwave, We’re gonna melt this directly in the pan. It’s the simplest and most dangerous way to melt chocolate, cause chocolate’s easy to burn. Go on the lowest possible temperature and stir continuously, and most importantly, “Do not get distracted”. If you only have one hand available, tape the handle of your pot to a big bottle of booze. Don’t stop stirring, I said! Now cut off that duct tape and get ready to drizzle that chocolate, Anyway-you-want-late. You can do “The Dripsy Doodle”, “The Jerky Circle”, “The Cheap Zebra”, “The Lost Archaeological Treasure”, or “The Lake of Chocolossum”. If there’s some extra chocolate leftover, stir in some more coconut and you get *bonus cookies*. In fact, you might as well just make these instead they’re easier and they’re CERTIFIED GLUE FREE™. Look at this. So many different styles of chocolate perfection. This is a real opportunity to express yourself, and these tastes awesome So it really doesn’t matter if they look good or- Oh, actually that one looks really pro. Not pro. Pro. Not Pro. Pro. Not Pro. Pro. Now you’re finally ready to serve your macaroons, with a side of prunes, and maybe a bag of runes, and a handful of balloons, with three or four spoons, *Techno music playing* while listening to some tunes, in the afternoon until it becomes evening and you can gaze up at the Entire outer space region. *crickets and bird chirps*

100 thoughts on “Coconut Macaroons – You Suck at Cooking (episode 76)”

  1. Rowan says:

    why does everything u make require coconut and why do i have to be deathly allergic to coconut

  2. icess overstreet says:

    Nothing in my life will ever be as funny to me as this channel is. 😂

  3. Gargeya Parab says:

    350 Celsius or Fahrenheit

  4. QahnaarinDovah says:

    I just imagine someone sees him fishing coconuts out of a forest river while talking to no one, then pulling his pants down and yelling at one of the coconuts.

  5. Queen Of Memes says:

    Had no idea these were so easy to make. I'll totally try it

  6. The Prettypie says:

    Dude. You are so funny.
    You're the only channel that can put a smile on my face so thank you 🙂

  7. Lyn says:

    Lol 0:14 couldn't stop staring 😂

  8. Krap In My Eye says:

    Hey, I live near a pond where the coconuts mature and mate, is that ok?

  9. ultimate squid says:

    I get so uncomfortable when you do the rhymes and then that last one ends it all

  10. Jace Salter says:

    I just wanna say thank you for saying macaroons not macarons haha

  11. Lynx Hearthweru says:

    0:14 OwO.

  12. Thanasis Aman says:

    I mean I would eat anything that guy give me

  13. Kameron Bennett says:

    I’m finna wangjangle some toddlers

  14. Snow_Bitzz says:

    oh no you have 666 dislikes

  15. JCLemon says:

    Nice macaroons, wish i had some 🙂

  16. BabyBeach :P says:

    I’m watching a guy put coconut in everything that I do like even though I hate coconut

  17. UselessMatter is a Pigeon says:

    I'm fully aware I dont have to let litterally thousands of people know this but I have got the same underpants.😎

  18. Marco Darian says:

    Nobody is going to mention his mother?

  19. Parafron says:

    He is the imaginary ambition of cooking

  20. Just A Random Person On the internet says:

    Or if you dont live near a river is go to the jungle of Kroger or Walmart and hunt the coconut shreds down and find their spawn points then you can infinitely farm them forever

  21. Kaidan Godfrey says:

    Until it becomes evening and you can gaze up at the outer space region

    You had us in the first half not gonna lie

  22. YouTotallyDidntSeeMeBefore Ipromise says:

    0:14 dick reveal??

  23. Uttaran says:

    Damn youuuuu!!! You took away the satisfaction that I'd be feeling if you had said moon!!!

  24. gabliiiz says:

    4:06 oh I thought he was going to say gaze up at the moon

  25. Gunnykido7 says:

    I actually really want to make this

  26. Thomas Fitzgerald says:

    Wangjangle

  27. Lol Lel says:

    NAW but it
    Looks good tho

  28. Atom says:

    Oh shit that’s the cemetery near my house

  29. Generic Channel says:

    This place s a macaroon not a macaron he go it right

  30. coolhook87 says:

    4:04 you coulda rhymed that with "full moon"

  31. Pewdie cookie says:

    Hily shit he knows how to make me laugh, damn the jokes were so good.. got me so bad at the last one

  32. ya boi says:

    the runes are Y S A and C wich is You Suck At Cooking

  33. modheated modyeeted says:

    were do you live? that was an amazonian swamp and ive seen a river and dessert like tf

  34. Antii_fame says:

    Wait did you actually go coconut fishing

  35. Antii_fame says:

    Im lost but im hooked

  36. Max Hunter says:

    This entire channel is a philosophic journey into subverting expectation

  37. Fantasy Bee says:

    Imagine going to the lake with your family

    And seeing a dude with his pants down and hunting coconuts

  38. jnerdsblog says:

    That can of condensed milk.

    That got me.

  39. Gael Gomez says:

    This guy legit walked through a graveyard holding a camera 😂😂

  40. tonq 13 says:

    0:15 when his pants fell my girlfriend said oooooooooooooo (and i felt really awkward)

  41. Makayla Hatiangrls says:

    Pantsed by coconut

  42. TrisXnoZ says:

    This dude funny af

  43. Daniel Alford says:

    Okay lowkey REALLY respect how he didn’t record anyone’s name in the cemetery.

  44. TGGeko says:

    The best way to get your coconut shredded is to take it to the gym.

  45. Roanoke says:

    Your transitions are phenomenal

  46. Luqiboi says:

    What if he is actually just from another universe were coconuts come from lakes

  47. kid Poison says:

    You had me at cheep.

  48. Nitesh Shet says:

    I think he makes recipes more simple then it is used to be

  49. shaquane -boyce says:

    wher are the ads i want this dude to make money

  50. Whatsername says:

    Raccoons

  51. Dragon TV says:

    that game intro tho

  52. Why Me? says:

    Your videos trigger my anxiety.

  53. Kate says:

    Wait I have an idea with the chocolate macaroons you drizzle white chocolate.

  54. Moe and Tekila says:

    W A N G J A N G L E

  55. Linda says:

    watching this channel im actually better at cooking

  56. Carlos Flores says:

    I have to be careful with what steps to follow and what steps are jokes lol

  57. Jay Rafael says:

    Sorry but this is too corny.

  58. yrc.chriss says:

    It’s like how to basic if he was a little more serious

  59. gammaking says:

    Watched this entire video from the preview xD

  60. The Sensur says:

    moon

  61. Lazarus Zithr says:

    Come on man, not listening to toons on your zoon?

  62. Ziggy Lewis says:

    Looks like a chocolate grenade went off the shrapnel went everywhere

  63. Lindsey says:

    Remember that you in the shower drinking a pork chop meme? Your videos remind me a lot of that

  64. Armadillo Man says:

    the rhymes at the end got me…

  65. Random Stuff says:

    You are opposite of howtobasic

  66. OofImDeadInside :/ says:

    i have that ice cream scoop :000

  67. Mikaela says:

    I actually found a coconut in a stream once… now I know why.

  68. the_maths_muse says:

    He's the living deadpool

    Hats off to you bro

  69. Darien Zheng says:

    If you hate condensed milk then go fuck yourself

  70. A Graham says:

    Analog delete button! Ha!!!

  71. Nguyễn Anh says:

    The calm how to basic

  72. Sino says:

    3:53 THAT BARS THOUGH

  73. Master Pieces says:

    My God 🤤

  74. indecisive clock says:

    He went to a cemetery…and filmed for this video :0 that’s ok but imagine visiting somebody and seeing somebody walking slowly with a camera. That’d be amazing. Srsly tho great video uwu

  75. Becca Held says:

    The moon is just a space macaroon

  76. panda noodles says:

    “Wang-jangle these together”

  77. NemotheChibi says:

    DAMMIT MY OCD WHAT'S WITH THE ENDINGGG

  78. Just a Viewer says:

    I thought he was going to say moon lol

  79. SiNDicate Zero says:

    Thicc thighs..

  80. Grr8CJ says:

    When you think he would say moon at the end but he doesnt

  81. Dave Gitau says:

    Until it becomes evening, and you can gaze up at the entire outer space region.
    Respecto.

  82. gidya says:

    I LOVE THIS

  83. St.Weasel says:

    How… was I not aware of this gold nugget until now?! He be funny.

  84. Raphael Michael Giuroiu says:

    Moon goddammit, moon.

  85. Mr Stormy says:

    Why is everything you make such a masterpiece.

  86. Abby Acquah says:

    I’m disappointed that you did have a cute animal at the end along with a song. Your poetry was acceptable thou.

  87. MidnightBastard says:

    The condensed milk joke was actually genius

  88. junglechick13 says:

    Ancient analog delete button… my pencil has one of those as well

  89. e b says:

    This is a geniuenly funny channel

  90. Hanan Heshmeh says:

    hello i’m binge watching your videos right now help i’m stuck watching and can’t stop

  91. aZpecT _Reaper says:

    I'm actually thinking about making these is it good?

  92. XxXxSweet _LemonXxXx says:

    This dude just got pantsed by a coconut

  93. Elie • says:

    These are called besitos de coco (coconut kisses) in my country, lol💛

  94. iiMangoo says:

    Wang jangle

  95. jasafa ghany says:

    Your di-coconut is really big

  96. JediPuppy288 says:

    "Entire outer space region" threw off the rhyming, what a power move.

  97. Witchy bunny says:

    Brazilian cocada, basically

  98. Peter Mcveigh says:

    Why does condensed milk look like custard

  99. riya paseja says:

    BITCH COME ONNNN…. WHY DIDN'T U SAY MOON🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  100. Barış Acar says:

    That fakeass moon tho

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