Chris Hemsworth Reveals Where He Keeps His Hammer
Chris Hemsworth Reveals Where He Keeps His Hammer


>>Jimmy: WHAT’S HAPPENING? HOW’S YOUR LIFE GOING?>>IT’S GOING GOOD. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. JUST WRAPPED “AVENGERS” A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO. >>Jimmy: WHICH ONE?>>THREE AND FOUR. >>Jimmy: THAT COULD BE IT, THAT COULD BE ALL THE “AVENGERS”?>>YEAH, WE SHOT MOST OF LAST YEAR, BACK TO BACK. IT WAS A LONG, LONG SHOOT. >>Jimmy: HAS IT SUNK IN THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME YOU EVER SEE THE HULK AGAIN? [ LAUGHTER ]>>STOP LOOKING AT THE GREEN TENNIS BALL THAT REPRESENTS THE HULK? [ LAUGHTER ] IT’S FUNNY, WE WERE — THE LAST COUPLE OF MONTHS HAD JUST FELT LIKE YOU WANTED TO GET TO THE END. ALL OF US WERE LIKE, HOW MANY MORE DAYS LEFT? THIS LAST WEEK I WAS SITTING THERE AND AS THEY WRAPPED ME, ALL OF A SUDDEN IT HIT ME, WAIT A SECOND, I DIDN’T SOAK THIS UP ENOUGH, I DIDN’T MAXIMIZE, I DIDN’T SAY GOOD-BYE TO EVERYONE, WHATEVER. WE’VE BEEN DOING THIS SEVEN YEARS OR SOMETHING YOU.>>Jimmy: YEAH, AND IT’S SOMETHING THAT EVERYBODY WILL REMEMBER FOREVER, REALLY.>>AND THE SAME TO US. IT FEELS LIKE I’M A FAN OF THAT WORLD AND WHAT WE’RE A PART OF AS MUCH AS EVERYBODY. >>Jimmy: DID YOU STEAL A HAMMER, AT LEAST? TAKE A HAMMER HOME?>>A FEW. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: A FEW. HOW MANY HAMMERS DO YOU HAVE?>>ABOUT FIVE. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: FIVE HAMMERS. >>ONE’S IN THE TOILET. AT ONE HOUSE. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: IN THE TOILET?>>NEXT TO THE TOILET, IF YOU NEED SOME ASSISTANCE. >>Jimmy: IT’S LIKE A TOILET PAPER HOLDER, A VERY EXPENSIVE –>>IT IS NOW. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: IS IT REALLY — REALLY IN YOUR BATHROOM?>>YEAH, ONE OF THEM. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: THAT MEANS YOU HAVE TOO MANY OF THEM, I THINK. >>TOO MANY BATHROOMS OR HAMMERS?>>Jimmy: TOO MANY HAMMERS. YOU DON’T HAVE ENOUGH BATHROOMS OR TOO MANY HAMMERS. FY WENT IN YOUR BATHROOM AND SAW THE HAMMER, I DON’T THINK I’D EVER COME OUT. [ LAUGHTER ] I REALLY DON’T. >>NO, OFTEN PEOPLE STAY IN THERE A LITTLE LONGER, I THINK BECAUSE OF THE HAMMER. >>Jimmy: YEAH.>>OR — I DON’T KNOW. [ LAUGHTER ] MAYBE THE FOOD WAS GIVING THEM PROBLEMS OR SOMETHING. >>Jimmy: YOUR KIDS PLAY WITH AND IT WANT TO THROW IT AROUND?>>IT’S PRETTY HEAVY. ONE OF MY SONS IN PARTICULAR, HE’S A BEEFY LITTLE KID PARK PA, LOOK, LOOK, I CAN DO IT! THE HAMMER’S GOT A FEW DENTS IN IT, SCRATCHES. >>Jimmy: IS THIS YOUR SON — YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM VIDEO OF YOUR SON. >>YEAH. IT’S THAT SON. >>Jimmy: DO YOU MIND IF WE SHOW THAT VIDEO?>>SURE, YEAH.>>Jimmy: SO YOU SHOT THIS?>>MY WIFE.>>Jimmy: YOUR WIFE SHOT THIS, OKAY. >>DO YOU WANT ME TO DESCRIBE IT?>>Jimmy: WHAT’S HAPPENING HERE?>>THE LOLLIES ARE KEPT ABOVE THE FRIDGE THERE. AND HE’S 3 BY THE WAY.>>Jimmy: UH-HUH. WOW. >>THERE HE’S LIKE, OH-OH. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: MORE OF A SPIDER-MAN THAN A THOR.>>YEAH, WE KEPT TRYING TO MOVE ALL THE FURNITURE AWAY BECAUSE HE KEPT TRYING TO PUSH IT NEXT TO THE FRIDGE AND CLIMB HIS WAY UP. WE’D TURN AROUND, HE’D HAVE A HANDFUL OF LOCALLIES.>>Jimmy: AT THIS POINT YOU MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP. IF THE LOLLIES ARE ABOVE THE REFRIGERATOR, HE CAN STILL GET THEM, MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP. >>THIS IS THE REALIZATION. JUST NOTHING STOPS HIM.>>Jimmy: HE’S A TWIN. >>YEAH. >>Jimmy: IS HIS BROTHER LIKE THAT?>>NO, HIS BROTHER’S MUCH SMARTER. [ LAUGHTER ] DOESN’T QUITE HAVE THE ATHLETIC ABILITY. LIKE HIS BROTHER, WHEN HE RUNS, HE LOOKS LIKE USAIN BOLT. HIS BROTHER RUNS, IT’S LIKE HE’S GOT FLIPPERS ON. [ LAUGHTER ] IT’S SO CUTE. THEY’LL BE YOU KNOW — A PAIR? THE WONDER TWINS FROM DOWN UNDER OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >>YEAH. IT’S FUNNY, WHEN WE WERE SHOOTING “AVERCHGERS,” THAT SON IN PARTICULAR — THIS IS A FUNNY STORY IN THE END. [ LAUGHTER ] HE WAS IN THE GOLF CART. IT’S A NEIGHBORHOOD YOU DRIVE GOLF CARTS AROUND. SON IN THE BACK SEAT, MY OTHER SON AND DAUGHTER AND WIFE AND THEY’RE DRIVING. HE STARTED LOOKING AT THE THING. ALL OF A SUDDEN DRIVING ALONG HE’S LIKE, WHOO, AND LEAPS OUT THE SIDE. >>Jimmy: WHILE IT’S MOVING? OH, BOY. >>MY WIFE IS LIKE, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? RUNS OVER. HE’S LIKE KIND OF HALF CRYING. SULKING. MORE EMBARRASSED THAT HE DIDN’T STICK THE LANDING. [ LAUGHTER ] SHE’S LIKE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? HE WON’T TALK. SHE COMES INTO WORK. I’M ON SET. BRINGS HIM IN. SHE’S LIKE, I’M GOING TO TAKE HIM TO THE DOCTOR. I’M LIKE, HE’S FINE, HE’S NOT EVEN CRYING. I PICK HIM UP, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? A LITTLE ANGRY STILL. WE GET THE SET NURSE TO COME OVER. IT’S NOT BROKEN, HE’S FINE, HE’S NOT EVEN CRYING, BUT TAKE HIM ANYWAY. I’M LIKE, OH, GREAT. MY WIFE TAKES HIM OFF TO THE DOCTOR. AND THE DOCTOR’S LIKE, IT CAN’T BE BROKEN, I’LL GET AN X-RAY. HE GETS THE X-RAY, OH MY GOD, IT’S A REALLY BAD FRACTURE THROUGH HIS FEMUR AND IT’S CLOSE TO BREAKING ALL THE WAY THROUGH, WE HAVE TO RUSH HIM TO HOSPITAL, PUT HIM IN A CAST, AND THE WHOLE TIME HE’S JUST, AS I SAID, MORE ANGRY THAT HE DIDN’T LAND ON HIS FEET. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: HE’S A TOUGH KID. >>FOUR WEEKS GO BY — >>Jimmy: YOU SHOULD FIRE THAT SET NURSE, TOO. [ LAUGHTER ]>>I SHOULD FIRE MYSELF. FOUR WEEK GOT BY, HE GETS THE CAST OFF. I’M COOKING DINNER AND HE’S ON THE BENCH LIKE, PAPA, LOOK, MY LEG’S BETTER. I WENT NO! HE LEAPS OFF THE BENCH. PERFECT LANDING. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: THEY HAVE THOSE BUBBLES. THEY’RE LIKE A BIG PLASTIC BUBBLE. I THINK YOU CAN PROBABLY PUT A KID IN THERE AND KEEP HIM IN IT TILL HIGH SCHOOL. >>I THINK HIS SIBLINGSNY RESERVE NEED THOSE AS PROTECTION. >>Jimmy: TO BE PROTECTED FROM HIM. THAT’S UNBELIEVABLE. YEAH, WE DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING LIKE THAT IN OUR FAMILY, NOBODY WAS TOUGH, NO. [ LAUGHTER ]>>I DON’T KNOW WHERE IT CAME FROM. >>Jimmy: I’M SURE YOU DON’T. WERE YOU LIKE THAT WHEN YOU WERE A KID, ROUGH AND TUMBLE LITTLE BOY?>>YEAH, YEAH.>>Jimmy: SWIM WITH THE SHARKS AND STUFF LIKE THAT, RIGHT?>>I MEAN, WE SURF. THE SHARKS ARE THERE. >>Jimmy: AND THERE’S SHARK IN THE WATER, YEAH.>>YEAH. >>Jimmy: IT’S CALLED SWIMMING WITH SHARKS. [ LAUGHTER ]>>WE’RE NOT CHUMMING THE WATER WITH DEAD FISH AND THEN COME AT US. >>Jimmy: NO, YOU’RE NOT WELCOMING THEM, BUT THEY ARE THERE. >>THEY ARE THERE. ESPECIALLY WHERE WE LIVE. >>Jimmy: DO THE KIDS GO OUT IN THE WATER WITH THE SHARKS?>>YEAH, THEY — THEY LOVE SWIMMING ON THE BEACH. >>Jimmy: IS THAT WHY YOU HAD TWINS, IN CASE ONE OF THEM DOES — [ AUDIENCE GROANING ]>>IT’S THE NUMBERS.>>Jimmy: YEAH, RIGHT. >>GIVE YOU BACK? IT’S A GREAT IDEA. >>THE KIDS ARE LIKE, PAPA, DID YOU SEE THE SHARKS? I’M LIKE, SURE DID. WHAT’D YOU DO? PUNCH THEM IN THE NOSE. GRAB THEM BY THE TAIL. CHUCKED THEM OUT TO SEA. THEY’RE LIKE, REALLY? I’M LIKE, YEAH, I DID!

54 thoughts on “Chris Hemsworth Reveals Where He Keeps His Hammer”

  1. Linta Majeed says:

    World: lollies= popsicle Australia : candies

  2. Justin Quan says:

    I could listen to his voice all day…

  3. Arav Gulati says:

    if thives come he will throw the hammer from his toilet

  4. Nate DS says:

    I still canโ€™t tell if Chris hemsworth does a really good American accent or a really good British accent

  5. - chinnu says:

    Chris has two sons and one daughter. One son is stronger and the other one is smarter. Heard somewhere?!

  6. The Grim Sneaker says:

    australian humor is too much for americans to handle lol

  7. Paul Hutton says:

    This went much better than the RDJ interview.

  8. Grace x Young says:

    Chris Hemsworth is hilarious ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ xx

  9. jeffescantube says:

    well u cant be suprised, he thinks his father is a god, so he assumes he should be a demi god at least and probably be able to make sparkles at this age .lol

  10. CoMiKaL4MoneY says:

    5:15 โ€œPapa look, I have the infinity gauntletโ€

    โ€œNOOโ€

  11. Kenny Williams says:

    *Reads Title*…..Clearly his pants.

  12. Akshaya Ravi says:

    "One of my boys is smarter than the other"
    Kid : thanks dad I always knew you loved me the most
    " But he runs like he has flippers on"
    Kid : ……………………..

  13. ur mom says:

    today a hamster has keeled over and died, and its all my fault.

  14. Trevor Costelloe says:

    5:17 when thanos snaps

  15. CookieRose says:

    i just found out that he was married with kids

  16. Franz Jones says:

    He keeps it in his Hammer Pants…๐Ÿ˜…

  17. jannaplays says:

    Heโ€™s beautiful.

  18. Decent Doodler says:

    One twin is strong and the other has brute force basically ebony maw and cull obsidian

  19. Johnny Salas24 says:

    When he said "NOOO" at 5:16 I legit thought i was watching Avengers

  20. Fallen One says:

    Okay… so they wrapped Infinity War and Endgame in January 2018… are you trying to tell me that RDJ and the Russos managed to keep Endgame all to themselves for more than a year!? I would explode from anticipation.

  21. Izzy Silver says:

    up his butt

  22. Isaak.mp4 says:

    Without context the title sounds very, well, suggestive.

  23. Connor Hagen says:

    0:38 – Exactly how I feel at the end of the school year

  24. Kristi Hunter says:

    A boy made Chris in mincraft he said t took 3 days

  25. Anna Lucas says:

    at 3:35 chris almost slips up and revels the title of avengers:endgame, but then catches himself๐Ÿ˜‚ nice one chris ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

  26. J Gildz says:

    " It is now๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜"

  27. Tyler De Tran says:

    Infinity War flashback at 5:18 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  28. Marko Radisic says:

    If only he knew what real work was , like a builder, plumber or labourer he wouldnโ€™t look as good as he is . But wants to destroy Byron bay with his ridiculous house bravo Thor .๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿป

  29. real kestrel says:

    the toilet is worthy

  30. Yahirel Gonzalez- says:

    Why the hell did I laugh so damn hard?!?!

  31. Silverspeckles says:

    Came here after watching endgame

  32. Shadow Hunter says:

    5:16 when he said "NOO!" I legit had a PTSD throwback to when Thanos snapped his fingers.

  33. Cute junbi says:

    HELLO PEOPLE WHOEVER IS READING THIS : YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL PLS DONT LET ANYONE TELL YOU ANY DIFFERENT. I KNOW THIS IS VERY CHEESY AND IM JUST SAYING THIS BECAUSE IM BORED BUT PLS GOD TOOK TIME ON YOU SO YOU ARE PERFECT IN HIS IMAGE. I LOVE WHOEVER YOU ARE ! DONT LET THEM HATERS DEFINE YOU

  34. ## mimi ! says:

    a strong twin, a smart twin and an older sister .. odinโ€™s been busy

  35. KiDD ViDD says:

    i wouldnt mind looking like this dude

  36. Peppermint Trix says:

    Lmao Chris touching his wrist watch 24/7 and trying to put it back to it's right spot ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  37. Kirk Barkley says:

    In my next life, I shall be almighty Chris! = heehee

  38. DelfinoSquare Track says:

    Ok. Who doesnโ€™t love Chris Hemsworth. And whoโ€™s doesnโ€™t admire his parenting ability.

  39. The Compilation King says:

    if they ever make a George Micheal bio movie get him to play the part..

  40. POP MUSIC says:

    5:16 scientists told that this scream travelled to the next universe

  41. noobmaster69 says:

    1:52 oi!

  42. Pyro says:

    The only thing jimmy Fallon should host is a parasite

  43. Trix Sands says:

    This man is absolutely perfect! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

  44. Susi Valencia says:

    6:38 he sounds American. I cannot stop replaying it :'D

  45. Omar Al kayal says:

    I know where it is !

    Ricardo took it

  46. Rani Kumari says:

    He let his daughter ride on the disney ride, now this with his son.

  47. Mr. K. says:

    I really hate you all.
    I mean, . . .
    all of you.

    Like this you smugs.

    ~ Me.

  48. Harmonizer says:

    Me: *sees title*
    Me: OOOHHH TEAAAA ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  49. Thicc Holland says:

    Jimmy Kimmel can choke for hurting Robert Downey jr ๐Ÿ˜ค

  50. Comedic Center says:

    That one kid is gonna be the next Tom Cruise

  51. Truong Hoang says:

    He knew that iron man would die there and then……

  52. Truong Hoang says:

    The Thor in endgame was probably 2018 Chris and not 2019 Chris

  53. kirstenmariusTV โ€ข says:

    3:05

    โ€œSomeone stole my speech ::>โ€

    I was gonna say โ€œone twin is strong one twin is smart. Loki and thor in a nutshell.

    But. No

    Darn you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

  54. TombstoneHeart says:

    I'm an Aussie and over all of these years of watching American talk show hosts "interviewing" Australian celebrities, I've finally had enough. I don't for one minute believe that American TV audiences are so moronic that they have to be force fed a diet of the same Aussie-centric bullshit that these hosts come out with.

    Yes, we have some unusual fuana, but compared to Australia, so does North America. Yes, we have venomous spiders and snakes and jelly fish, but all of those things can be found on or around almost every continent on Earth, except for Antarctica. Yes, our culture and lifestyle can be a little different to other cultures and lifestyles, but where else in the world is this not so? Nowhere, absolutely nowhere.

    Don't get me wrong – I'm not having a whinge on behalf of Australia and Australians. Instead, I'm pointing out that, to me at least, most US talk show hosts seem to treat their audiences with contempt, by assuming that every time they have an Aussie on their show, all they have to do is introduce into the conversation a kangaroo, a crocodile, some "shrimp on the barbie", a big knife and a venomous snake or two and then they have covered all the bases. I know I can't speak for all Americans, but I'm pretty sure that if I was one, I would be grievously insulted at being taken for such a shallow fool and would turn that person's show off and never watch it again.

    It's an unshakable belief of mine that before anyone in the US is allowed to host a talk show, they should be first tied securely to a chair and forced to watch every episode of the Michael Parkinson Show, ( about thirty odd years worth ) and then they might have half a clue about interviewing people. Not to mention the fact that the guest is always the star of the show, the host is not. Which means that the next time I see that intellectual midget, Conan O'Brian, attempting to top a very funny joke from one of his guests, there is going to be a full can of beer going straight through my TV screen, aimed directly at his head. Yes, that's right – a full can of beer! I feel so seriously about this, I'm willing to throw away good beer.

    Finally, if you truly want to know what the Great Southern Land is really like, save up a shitload of shekels and come down here and see it for yourself. Put at least a year aside to travel and I can promise you that, if you can handle the huge distances between places, you will be truly be astonished at what you will see. You will certainly come out of the experience knowing about 10,000 times more about Australia than Jimmy Kimmel ever will. It's a long way here and it's a long way back, but after the former ( and a good look around ), you mightn't even bother with the latter.

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