Casually Explained: Sports
Casually Explained: Sports

Now, when I was a kid I grew up in Australia, and in elementary school, everyone played sports at recess and the entire class was on the soccer team and as you can probably imagine I was more of the Runescape and Super Smash Brothers type of guy than any sort of athlete, so was super happy every time our practices got cancelled. One of my favourite memories was when we had these after school bake sales to raise money for people in Africa, the reason this was so good was because practice was an hour long and the bake sales were usually only half of that, so after I spent about thirty minutes there helping Africa by giving food to white people, it meant I could go home and play video games. Regardless sports were still a big part of my daily school life until I moved to Canada when I was twelve and I remember saying to the other kids there “Yeah so are we going to play cricket at lunch?” and everyone looked at me like I was an idiot and said, “We usually just hang out at the lockers and go on our phones.” and so obviously I was like, “Fucking noice mates,” since then, much like my adorable accent, my sporting career quickly faded away and all that I do now is watch other people play and pretend I could have done it if I wanted. So while there is no one sport I really follow closely my favourite thing to watch is the Olympics just because of all the…variety? But what I think is unfortunate is how hard it is to understand how unbelievably good these athletes are, and I never really appreciated it until a few years ago when my city had a marathon and these two Kenyan runners flew in so they could qualify for a bigger race and the moment they showed up I thought to myself “Nike and Under Armour sponsor these guys? Why did we have all those bake sales?” And you know these two were so built for running I remember you couldn’t even see their shorts because they didn’t have a torso it just went straight from nipple to leg like if they were in National Geographic the antelope would be fucked. My favourite part was about an hour later when they ran by a volunteer whose job is was to offer everyone big cups of water and some sunscreen so these guys run by, grab the water, grab the whole bottle of sunscreen throw the water in their face and then while still running full speed they look at the sunscreen container trying to figure out what it was. And when I saw that it just made me think: this is what evolution wanted. So really, my point is that every Olympic event should get a guy from the audience to also do the sport so you can actually appreciate the athletes. Now, you might have heard it’s not about winning, it’s about having fun and while this is true once you’ve given up on your dreams I think it means to say that it’s easy to feel good when you’re winning but a lot of people feel or behave really badly when they’re losing. As an example I was recently around some soccer fans watching a big match on TV and one of their team’s players made a really terrible dive. The referee saw it and so he didn’t make a call. Then the captain of the team came up and told the ref he was an idiot and it was obviously an illegal tackle. So they go to the replay, and the guy just straight up fell over with zero contact from the other player, but all the fans I was with, were still certain it should be a red card. Then about fifteen minutes later when almost the exact same thing happened but to the other team, the same captain was yelling about how it was obviously a dive And all the fans were screaming at the TV that the guy should get a penalty for it. And you know, I understand it’s not just a game when your team is playing But you can’t just blindly defend all the stupid sh*t your captain says or does without any actual thought It’s a sports team, not a political party. Ok, so thank you for listening to my sports stories Um, just quickly, before I play the end card, I hope this isn’t too corporate, but I wanted to mention that we finally have some Casually Explained shirts. So, if you’d like to take a look, you can find the link in the description or at I didn’t really think people would want something too over-branded, so we tried to keep it pretty clean but, um, we’d be happy to hear some feedback. *End Credits and Music*

100 thoughts on “Casually Explained: Sports”

  1. Rainbow six Gambit says:

    That’s why it hurts to watch soccer (at least for me)

  2. Darms Hundred says:

    Football, not soccer.

  3. 0ldCat says:

    Soccer sucks ass as a sport.
    And I was born in a country where it was huge (non-US, obviously).
    I tried getting into it, but it sucked so much ass I just couldn't in good consciousness pretend anything about it was worth watching or caring about.

  4. Laserhuhn says:

    Best channel youtube recommended me this far

  5. Kompalli Venkata Manikanta Jwala Seethal Chandra says:

    Nice job with Naruto Head band Easter egg 😉

  6. Phyz says:

    Bruh you moved to Victoria bc that’s where I live

  7. alberto garcia says:

    0:36 "america-lite" lmao

  8. moke balls says:

    yess another fellow aussie

  9. ASDFGHJKL QAZ says:

    That's a low-key accurate Aussie voice

  10. Merle Langlois says:

    I wish you had stayed in Australia.

  11. Akshay P V says:

    It's football.

  12. zelen says:

    Haha Tasmania, that's fuckin comedy right there, keep it up boss

  13. Jack Black says:

    Dude straight up you’re a liar, we hardly have any soccer teams in any schools anywhere in Australia

  14. Luka Zec says:

    Stilk active bruh

  15. Lauren Schuessler says:

    2:07 I see that Konoha headband 🤣 🤣 🤣

  16. François Cardinaud says:

    Canada aka "America Lite" lmaoooo

  17. Samuel Snom says:



  18. Nicola Massarini says:

    There's not much difference between videogames and sports if you really like a sport.

  19. Evan Bruen says:

    Don't ever do a face reveal. Not because I think you'll be ugly or anything, it's just we've all been listening to your voice and seeing your stick figure it'd be disappointing to picture you as anything else. Too many youtubers are pressured into doing it and it just takes the fun out of imagining what you look like.

  20. Anonymus smith says:

    "If these two where in national geographic the Antilope would be fucked."

  21. TrAvi5link says:

    Hey but sports teams don't matter opposed to political parties

  22. BreezyLeaf says:

    I love you😂

  23. Tall Man says:

    Its not about winning, its about having fun.

    True once you've given up on your dreams.

  24. Alarmstufe Cringe says:

    I literally had to click on the video because of the Naruto Run in the thumbnail

  25. RYAN BIKALO says:

    Yeah that's me Kipchoge from Kenya crushing it not knowing wtf is sun screen

  26. Nugget Doja says:

    Where did the sexy Australian accent go lol

  27. tookour jerbz says:


  28. Finn Carter says:

    I love the video, but…he said soccer.

  29. Christopher Huffman says:

    Best son second place haha

  30. Seth Belanger says:

    You live in Victoria?

  31. _TheOnlyACE _ says:

    i like watching womans tennis and whenever they grunt i say my name

  32. Kiki Hauba says:

    "…Bc of variety…"

  33. Rodrigo Antolinez says:

    Alright it’s not soccer it’s football you fucking dumbass, other than that, nice video.

  34. Dean says:

    Are there no more Casually Explained T-Shirts?

  35. Adeptus Astartes says:

    ”If they were in national geographic antilopes would be f*ucked”

  36. Flo Striker says:

    Casually explained the secret loss Armada had between 2012 and 2018

  37. shiver me timbers says:

    Football not “soccer”

  38. Kittland says:

    Says he grew up in Australia but has an arrow pointing to Hobart, Tasmania. Smh

  39. Raja Azhar says:

    Zezima fan here too! Been playing Runescape on and off for 11 years and still a n00b

  40. noodlewax says:

    2:19 is how 90% of soccer is

  41. Jarl101 says:

    You can tell he wasn’t cool because he had a legionnaires hat

  42. Zhiqian Du says:

    2:06 you naruto run you win

  43. yiyi says:

    you are from australia and you dared say soccer ?

  44. The Ram says:

    3:03 describes the intent of the video. Gold.

  45. Angus Murray says:

    Was that uniform at the start from Waimea primary?

  46. raphael henares says:

    says born in Australia
    *shows a picture of Tassie

  47. Zak 61 says:

    You can tell he likes Sports cause of all the buff on his character

  48. Stark GRB says:

    0:28 how Ironic

  49. Maxine Sugarman says:

    "Helping Africa by giving food to white people"

  50. blubby 200 says:

    0:36 e=he labeled Canada as America-Lite XD

  51. Mark D. Maranan says:

    Am I buying the casually explained's t shirt??
    I can't really tell…

  52. TWST says:

    Like, if they were in National Geographic, the antelope would be fucked.

  53. Spencer Vezina says:

    Bro where on Vancouver island are you from I live here too

  54. Kavin Navinaraj says:

    Is it just me or are a lot of Australians just randomly super funny

  55. ILikeNerdyStuff says:

    Canada is diet America

  56. fischiobambino says:

    Are u from Victoria?

  57. TheThunderwars says:

    So happy that you put Christophe Lemaitre on the thumbnail.

  58. RealStealthyNinja says:

    You lived in Hobart?

  59. Sharon o'Neill says:

    Is it just me? Or does of those stick figures looks a lot like Brady Haran from hello internet?

  60. Lerry Gindgren says:

    the kenyan runners probably thought the sunscreen was energy gel good thing they didn't eat it

  61. Sābər Strike says:

    Tasmania's not part of Australia though…

  62. jed fleming says:

    Wait you went to Willyama high school?? Wtf that’s where I go

  63. Moki Mon says:

    I was wondering why your Australian accent was actually good

  64. TGOM says:

    OMG HE CALLED CANADA "America-Lite" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  65. Vinsmoke Sanji says:

    I came for the Naruto

  66. RyanHQ says:

    Dude that kenya guys are everywhere!!!

  67. Sencha Yellow says:

    I bought your "is she into you" shirt but people keep vandalizing it by drawing a check symbol next to the yes and then closing their eyes at me really short and i always get mad and have to buy a new one

  68. Neo Monkey says:

    Not a big fan of cricket ain’t bad tho

  69. Iciebear’s Castle says:

    I still don’t understand it

  70. Iciebear’s Castle says:

    all the- variety

  71. sketgy says:

    Naruto uzukaka

  72. Squidward’s House says:

    Why I hate Footbal/Soccer or sports where fans cry or get mardy if 'their' team loses. That's not passion in my eyes.

  73. Francis Dayon says:

    Kenyans were probably there for the cash prize and not to qualify.

  74. Candaru Driemor says:

    "This is a sports game, not a political party." oHHHHHHHHH!

  75. Trey The hockey plays says:

    Hey where did you go to middle school was it at spencer middle

  76. Trey The hockey plays says:

    Really need to know

  77. Trey The hockey plays says:

    I currently go to spencer

  78. GraffitiTurtle says:

    I had no idea you grew up in Australia. You have 0% of that showing up in your usual voice

  79. SandboxArrow says:

    Everyone knows Hockey’s the best sport on this planet

  80. ElPCGamer says:

    LMAO the sunscreen

  81. 10,000 subscribers with no video's? says:

    I have the best school package:
    I am the nerd in my class/i'm smart
    I like sports
    I'm a gamer
    Now that's a good life

  82. ynwa forever says:

    Get your Australian accent back m8

  83. LoveAnimeLikeCrazy says:

    Imo the best video you ve made!

  84. Pikachu Comments says:

    1:30–1:40 I died

  85. CurtleStuff says:

    uR a WeAk SoY boY mOItE!

    I hate sport coaches

  86. X9_Yeetus Mohetus says:

    Who's watching in 1193 ayy

    Wait wot

  87. DCaedus says:

    I want the Can't tell shirt so badly now 🙁

  88. A Jar Of Maeo says:

    "Yeah, so are we gonna play cricket at lunch?"
    If this isn't aussie as fuck I don't know what is.

  89. Kyle Gamez says:

    Ok I'm back just had to go whack it off real quick

  90. Hannah Scott says:

    Wait.. is lunchtime sport only a New Zealand and Australia thing?!

  91. SC Anvil says:

    grand final vs armada lol

  92. Glitcher Takes says:

    1:04 only a true athlete can do the splits while sitting down like this. 😂😂😂

  93. Daniel Caceres says:

    "If they were in national geographic the antler would be fucked" ROFL

  94. Niklas Gebert says:

    0:36 America-Lite lmao

  95. GeeeDann says:

    0:49 free replay

  96. BlackBoy 27 says:

    All actual Australians :
    Did I just see Tasmania…

  97. Ilyas elasri says:

    LOL. when u were a kid u Raised money for me so i can watch u. NICE 200IQ investment!

  98. Aman Dhull says:

    Penalty for a foul in middle of the pitch. Welcome to America

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