Archery Golf!
Archery Golf!


(all exclaiming) Oh no! I’m sorry Wren! I’m so sorry Wren! So today we’re gonna play “Archery Golf”. It’s like frisbee golf exept instead of there being a basket or a pole that you have to hit with a frisbee, It’s a person that you have to hit with an arrow! Now, whoever has to take the most shots to hit that person becomes the flag pole for the next round. You will get hit with an arrow. Wren, you remeber when I said I needed you to be an integral part of this video? Of course… Oh, that’s what you meant! I need you to put on the Waldo shirt and be the first target. So let me get this straight… You’re all gonna take turns shooting an arrow at me? Yes. Whoever takes the most shots to get to you becomes the target for the second round. Oh man I hope Jake does poorly. Too bad I’m super good at archery! Go down there Bye Wren! Bye Obey! Uh, how do you wanna determine who goes first? Chin-Chin! Niko, let us begin Chin-Chin. Chin-Chin two! Chin-Chin none! Chin-Chin three! Fuck! Yes! Whoo! Here you go Jake Alright There’s a little kid out there though so… He’ll be fine I’m not even gonna put the mask on for this cause they’re so far away Didn’t even make it halfway… That was disappointing… Now we got Niko firing it Woah, that did pretty good Thank you That was pretty good! I wonder if they know that they have to shoot the arrow at a 45° angle to maximize the distance That’s physics. That was weaksauce Brett, you are away so please, begin! I hope they don’t hit Obey my wife would not be happy He missed but he actually came pretty close! The striped shirt kinda threw me off a little bit Nice shot! Blows the birdie opportunity! Can I, can I just knock it in real quick? Yeah, go ahead go ahead (laughs) Yes Nine iron huh? Well, you’re fired This is for par baby! Aagghh Whooo! Alright! Everyone is on par! I think we tied Yeah that’s a Chin-Chin game Alright it’s a Chin-Chin game to see who, uh Is the unfortunate victim Here’s how the game of Chin-Chin works If you watch this now you must play Chin-Chin for life Just like in rock-paper-scissors where there’s a rhythm where you go: “one, two, three, shoot!” It’s the same for Chin-Chin “Chin-Chin-blank” On that beat you say a number I’m gonna go with: “Chin-Chin three!” And everyone gets to decide to put up either thumbs, both thumbs, or no thumbs. And if I say a number that is equal to the number of thumbs that popped up, I lose one hand! And the first one to lose both hands wins So you keep going until there’s one loser Chin-Chin six! Chin-Chin two Chin-Chin two! Alright Chin-Chin two! Chin-Chin three! Chin-Chin none! Chin-Chin one Chin-Chin none! Chin-Chin two! Chin-Chin one! Chin-Chin two! Chin-Chin one! Whoo! Alright… What does “par” mean? A par is how many shots it should take you to get into the target/hole It should take a competent archer four shots to get to Brett and hit him. I’m not gonna lose this game Right through that hole in the trees Oh, bold strategy! And it looks like it’s payed off! He’s almost there in a birdie, my god Oh, no! That’s like when you’re trying to go between the sand trap and the pond then you hit the sand trap Alright Wren Is your go-pro rolling? Woah, woah Was everything rolling? Awww… Ooh that’s in the pond! That’s in the pond baby! I hadn’t fired the arrow yet! You just fired it! Wren CLEARLY hit the pond Wren you’re gonna have to take a drop buddy Put it behind you and then drop it then wherever it lands is where you shoot from Alright, further back it is! Further back! (laughs) I might be able to shoot it out of the tree… I think I can do it! Hold on. Real quick, real quick Ready? NOOO! I told you we were gonna lose another one! You’re gonna have to bear-hug it all the way up This is a bad idea Yeah… Brett is just standing out in the field waiting for us to shoot at him You’ve lost two precious irons To the tree of death! Let us move on! Ready Brett? Oh! Aww (laughs) This is what a good shot looks like Sorry Brett Oh that was a par!!! Wren, you’re away, sir Oh, triple bogie! Triple bogie “Wren Whiteman, for triple bogie” OHH Wren is tilting right now Wooo Oh he hit him, he hit him that counts Barely! We’re all sportsmen here what do we do when somebody hits the target? Well Wren Unfortunately for you and fortunately for me, Niko and Brett You’re now the flagpole again fantastic… So we’re gonna raise the stakes a little bit the flagpole will be on the other side of the water I have a feeling both Brett and Jake are gonna put and arrow into the water What’s up Jake? How about we do a tactical skill shot where you have to shoot it to the edge and then shoot across No we’re gonna lose our arrows, guaranteed Come on dude… None of you guys have the control to not overshoot I’ll bet you! I’ll bet you ten dollars! I won’t overshoot it Um, I just saw you overshoot it five minutes ago Yeah, I know. But I be you on this one I won’t I bet you ten dollars. Ten dollars? This is like the handshake between Trudeau and Donald Trump Wait a minute… Oh you mean like this? Yeah, yeah like (struggles) Haha like, what was that? We’re gonna start back there… wait for him to get to the edge here and then shoot over the water. SKILL is the name of this game And I’m gonna make ten bucks in the process What’s the par? Par… Three? Par three Confidence level is high… I plan on just taking a little bit of Niko’s pride with this one I could maybe aim for one of those trees just hit the tree and it’ll stop it right there but if I miss the tree it goes right into the water. Or I could shoot it up so it comes back down with no forward momentum and then hits the ground in front More than anything else I don’t want it to go into the water So that Jake can’t gloat He takes no risks Niko “safety” Pueringer This arrow here is worth ten dollars to Niko My pride is worth ten dollars All about to change… (all exclaiming) It’s right here! We’re safe! Good show, good show Niko are you gonna go over? Yes, yes I will be Don’t lose it in the water! No chance Ready? It’s in the water! Oh… More over! Wow… That added way more clearance than I thought I needed Well Niko… You’ve earned ten dollars, Jake Where is it? Oh I don’t have any cash on me I’ll Venmo him ten dollars You better Venmo me… Full draw, full draw, full draw there you go! Whoo, clips the tree on the way over! Oh, you guys are so close! That was great Fortunately, I made it across the pond but, I’m right in front of this tree. Do I shoot over the next branch and under the one after that? Or do I attempt to go over this one, and over that one and then under the white tree? I would go over this and then under this… Well Niko, that’s where you and I are different Cause I’m gonna go over both Ready? Oooh, very close Whoo! I still have bogie but I will take it sir! You ready Wren? Yeah! Alright… Niko for par! (pain) OOOOOOH Oh no! I’m sorry Wren! I’m so sorry Wren! I did not block that in time… You alright man? Yeah, dude, I’ve got the twisting going on right now… I didn’t block it in time! I saw it coming and I was like: “OH NO!” I told you I wouldn’t miss I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news… Good news is that we probably won’t hit you in the nuts again The bad news is, you’ve got two more shots coming at you Oh! Ah Deh! God, that stings! Sorry dude Oh! Right on the tailbone! Good game chaps! Well, Niko congratulations you won the game… but you still owe me ten dollars Brett, Yeah? We’ll practice up and try this again Sounds good. Wren, thank you for being a great sport! And uh, you make a great target! Let’s go stand back in the field… and Wren gets one shot at each one of us to try to hit us once Really!? Considering there’s only one helmet and there’s three of us, I’m feeling pretty good! Wren if you’re gonna aim for me you’re gonna have to aim a little better! Telling you right now! Aaaah! Woah! This also must’ve been what it was like going into battle… *thump* OOOOOH! Whoo! I definitely feel bad for Wren… It sucks being shot at with arrows, and also for all of our ancestors who got shot at in days of yore Yeah this video is dedicated to those guys that got killed with arrows For real!

100 thoughts on “Archery Golf!”

  1. Griff says:

    What kind of park has electrical tower/wires running through the middle of the park? 😂😂 Guess that's Cali eww

  2. Dark Helmet says:

    Wren's wife is gonna be upset now.

  3. ElCreamyPants says:

    go to 10:30 and u can hear Bret groan as he gets shot

  4. Zink says:

    7:10 NIKO PULL YOUR PANTS UP

  5. Cuppa says:

    10:07 That "Really?" made me smile 🙂

  6. Vladimir Ocampo says:

    You should've used the drone to get the arrow

  7. Dzenan Mustafic says:

    10:05
    Look how happy wren got

  8. Neurotic Sos says:

    Happy Gilmore

  9. Jamie Cowley says:

    Wrens one wheeler is his spirit animal

  10. Diego Knowles says:

    Chinchín two … chinchín means d*** in Japanese

  11. P3NGU1N-PLAYA6 - says:

    says chin chin 2 in a 1v1 but doesnt put up his only thumb XD 3:36

  12. Erik Hutto says:

    Hahahahahaha Brett said Chin Chin 2 there were two hands one his and one was Jake's but Brett didn't put a thumb up lololol

  13. Ty Turner says:

    Today in golf I hit a tree and a huge branch broke off

  14. Ben Edmunds says:

    there goes wren chance to procreate

  15. Amadeo McCrary-Bond says:

    You guys should get shortbows

  16. Divine Dignity says:

    I love how Wren is always using that one wheeler

  17. Eddie Spaghetti says:

    What is chin chin?

  18. AyaridesudesuPoi says:

    No more childwren for Wren.

  19. Jim Lianos says:

    There is rumor that Wren is a 42 clone also!! 😛 confim they use the old clones for target practice :PP

  20. MultipleActs says:

    I would keep Obie with the archer when doing this

  21. Duff says:

    I love how Wren gives zero fucks about Archery golf.

  22. Ryan Chapman says:

    Did anyone notice when Brett said chin chin two and he didn’t even raise his own thumb

  23. spacecube40 says:

    Wrendo

  24. AfroFlower says:

    why shoot at the dog and wren?

  25. Hyperic Dash says:

    I've always reminded to ochinchin which means dick in japanese when you guys play that game

  26. HomeBoy Productions says:

    Right on his croch!

  27. Verified-Dream says:

    Niko is my favourite human, feel so bad for him after his handshake got straight up rejected lmao

  28. Neil Burrell says:

    Brett sells that last hit so well.

  29. man of speedster says:

    its disc golf u uncultured swine

  30. Malevolent says:

    Why is Sam so scared of spiders

  31. ImTrash. says:

    so i tried playing chin chin with my friends,
    I say*Chin chin none!*
    and then*i put my thumb up*
    Wait…

  32. Original Content says:

    Well wren lost his virginity to the arrow

  33. leonK456 says:

    really sudtle wilhelm scream scream at 10:31

  34. Maddog Productions says:

    It looked like Mulan when they tried to climb the tree

  35. Jason Alen says:

    1:54 Dog with wire sticking out it's butt 0-0

  36. Jason Alen says:

    Poor Wren, always getting his nuts hurt

  37. Cole Lindsay says:

    chin chin means penis penis in japanese

  38. Ethan Hong says:

    I am just like wren, both like science and physics

  39. Just a random dude nothing to see here says:

    oh no the babies nooo

  40. Noobs Gaming says:

    2:30 happy Gilmore reference 😛

  41. professorracecar says:

    1:32 physics bitch

  42. Emil T. M. says:

    lol i have to point out that if they got shot and killed by an arrow, then they are not your ancestors XD

  43. the wolf studio says:

    9:18 Fatality…

  44. Giantelephantgenitalsinsideagiraffe says:

    how does the chin chin game work?

  45. MY2KSapphire says:

    Oh, I made a video recently where I got shot in the nuts with a bow much closer. I can relate. My nuts hurt just from the thought of it.

  46. lonewolfhunter31 is the lone wolf says:

    What are those bows called?

  47. louie hughes says:

    apparently its a 39.5 degree angle to maximise the distance but I'm just passing on what heard from noritsch

  48. NathanTheDragon 2.O/ DraGZKing says:

    9:10 Right In The Nuts..!

  49. ag.onewheel XR says:

    I hope those rubber balls stay on the ends.

  50. Luke Henderson says:

    Rip Wrent's chance of having kids

  51. Commenter Jeff says:

    “Hit or miss? I guess Niko never misses, huh?”

  52. Angel LD says:

    feel like im watching a hazing lmaooo

  53. Krew Suchow says:

    Jake there’s. A little kid out there Niko heel be fine 2 minutes later arrow hits kid in balls.

  54. Eric Swansboro says:

    I'm not really okay with the fact that dog is there in the way. They should have moved the dogs to a safer location.

  55. SoulOfIce says:

    8:11 quack

  56. Kyane Lie says:

    In Japanese a "chin chin" is a mans thing. Also it ruins the three little pigs where he goes: not by the hairs of my chinny chin chin

  57. Jacob Halifax says:

    Wren is a cat. Why couldn't he climb the tree?

  58. Hayden Wilson says:

    Rip Wren's balls

  59. Burgley says:

    When needed a clown horn

  60. Jerry Zhao says:

    I try to teach everyone chin chin, but they just walk away

  61. forbidden pollo says:

    1:53 is that an arrow in the dog butt hole?!?!?!

  62. Maria Flores says:

    I saw a dog behinde hem

  63. MrSmiley977 says:

    Where do i get these rubber arrows? I need to play this!

  64. theADOBOkid says:

    Bowman 2 irl

  65. Lunaris says:

    Aimed high or aimed low, everyone's gonna hit wren in the balls

  66. Alex Magee says:

    Just a suggestion, rather than calling out Chin Chin "Number" it should be chin chin odds or chin chin even. If the resulting number of thumbs is odd or even depending on your call, then you drop a hand… allows for a more difficult calculation of probability. Enjoy 🙂

  67. Mark's Drawing Tutorials says:

    once again, wren: greatest good sport of all time

  68. Giano says:

    Wren must have low hanging fruit… cuz that hit him in the thigh

  69. Leon Tran says:

    9:10 RIP Sir Wrender Jr.

  70. llamaburger98 says:

    Why not always say the maximum number and keep a thumb down?

  71. Edward Naidoo says:

    for the chin chin game, won't it be cheating to say "chin chin 1" (when it is your turn) and always put up 1 thumb every time

  72. iPath23 says:

    can someone fill me in on the chin chin game EDIT lol yeah nvm i got it now

  73. michael wheeler says:

    Can I work for you guys

  74. Korbin Menosky says:

    Where do you get the bows and arrows from

  75. ArlanKels says:

    My first thought was "BUT THE DOG MIGHT GET HIT"

  76. Black Bird Noodle says:

    3:48
    omg that hair is everything!

  77. Noah Stormonth says:

    8:58 did the dog just run into the pole?!

  78. ThaLigua999 says:

    Bruh if they say chin chin none you stick ur fingers up

  79. Fart Knocker 3000 says:

    The Happy Gilmore Reference at 2:29 is awesome.

  80. Submarine Crew says:

    So here's the thing… I've been watching CC videos for a few hours now (some of them even for the second time) and it is crazy how much you start caring about the "characters" in this "show" as Sam was mentioning it in one of the videos (I think it is the "I fixed my friends bow "). Crazy… I just realized how much I care about a youtube video. What I just want to say is, that you guys are awesome. Not just your content, but you as persons (well, at least as the characters you present us in this show lol) Keep doing this stuff guys, you rule.

  81. Lol poopy thing says:

    Where's wren

  82. _Wagon_ Ball_Z says:

    8:59 poor obi he ran in to the pool

  83. Kevin Tan says:

    On that day Waldo was found and was punished for all the times he wasted people’s time by telling them to find him

  84. marlene banday says:

    9:12 NUT SHOT +100

  85. D S says:

    how do you use thumbs after losings hands?

  86. clamum says:

    I'm sorry but Wren is such a vagina. I mean, how does someone with such low T and so pansyish get such a gorgeous wife? I guess he's the one laughing. Fml

  87. Mo2Fifty says:

    Wtf is chin chin? 😂

  88. Anze Kersic says:

    45° it's worse than 38° aim it at 38°

  89. Cheo Banida says:

    Wren always lose. 😂😂😂

  90. Hobbs Finster says:

    Thanks for explaining the chin chin thing

  91. CocoCandii says:

    The sand trap is called a bunker

  92. João Calábria says:

    As my grandfather said "niko always wins"

  93. ragekoras says:

    why obby have arow in ass 😀 1:53 😀

  94. Bruce McGrogan says:

    10:07 when something spectacular happens on a really bad day

  95. Matheus Wandscheer says:

    the camera work in this video is really bad, i cant see were the arrows are going, i think that if tha camera man god a little further away it would be better

  96. RX_BYZE says:

    At the beginning I was only worried about the dog

  97. Eric Jones says:

    So… if it's your turn why not just say Chin Chin 0 and put up a thumb, no one ever loses?

  98. OmegaB3N says:

    6:35 pretty sure you meant Macron and Trump

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